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Old 03-28-2024, 08:30 PM   #4561
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People in my area are renting out their front yards for people to camp on. It's going to be a zoo. Many hotels are charging 5x their regular rate.
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Yeah Niagara region is basically booked up already and has been for a while. Going to be crazy down there.
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Basically everyone I work with in our Ottawa and Toronto offices have taken the day off for it. I need to drive about 50 mins south to be in the totality zone, super stoked but nervous about the forecast.
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Basically everyone I work with in our Ottawa and Toronto offices have taken the day off for it. I need to drive about 50 mins south to be in the totality zone, super stoked but nervous about the forecast.
Well first of all....nobody really 'works' in Ottawa anyways, so theres no huge loss of productivity there.
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"Hallelujah" with the lyrics to "Baby Got Back"

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I think the Lockpicking Lawyer is the only April Fools video I actually look forward to.

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I think the Lockpicking Lawyer is the only April Fools video I actually look forward to.

"Tony and his 8" Wang is more than enough for a standard job like laying pipe"
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Well...that took quite the dramatic shift in tone in the middle there.

Good tips though! I would add, you gotta lift with your legs, not your back.
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Some of these are pretty good...

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This bird has better tone and rhythm than I do:





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