Perhaps its some sort of 'Straw Rapture?'
Plastic straws are disappearing because they've done God's work and are being rewarded while the rest of infidels have to suffer for eternity with significantly inferior paper straws as an atonement for our sins?
What have we done to deserve this horrible punishment??
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