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Old 01-09-2020, 12:34 PM   #21
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I can show you how to shoot blue fire out your arse.


I showed my girlfriend how to do that.

Thirty years later, she’s still with me.

Behold the power of the blue flame.

Hope whatever it is gets sorted out soon Cap’n.
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I showed my girlfriend how to do that.

Thirty years later, she’s still with me.

Behold the power of the blue flame.

Hope whatever it is gets sorted out soon Cap’n.
Also, cheaper than waxing.
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Old 01-09-2020, 01:46 PM   #23
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What would CP be without the wild imaginative posts and comments from Capt?

Get well soon Capt, hope you’ll get out of this stronger

P.S. You don’t need radiation to be a superhero, we can always pool together a spaceship and send you off to a distant planet where the gravity is weak and you can beat up weakling alien villains a la John Carter or Superman
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Old 01-09-2020, 02:38 PM   #24
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Get well soon Captain!
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Old 01-09-2020, 03:41 PM   #25
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Get well soon, Captain!
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Old 01-09-2020, 03:44 PM   #26
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I do have a super power, I guess I can mutate young children for the next few days. My list of instructions don't hug kids.
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My list of instructions don't hug kids.
Think that's called a lawful order, not an instruction.
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yeah I regretted that post as soon as I hit post.
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Thanks Iggy, I appreciate it.



No food for me for 24 hours
The ability to do that is a super power. You can do it!
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Old 01-09-2020, 03:52 PM   #30
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Get well soon, Crunch!

P.S. Are you glowing in the dark? Please post your photo glowing in the dark.
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Old 01-09-2020, 03:56 PM   #31
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Knowing everything about Star Wars isn't a super power?!

Get well soon!
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I hope it not any type of Cancer, Captain. Never surrender and never give up and most of all don't let the bastards win!
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Its not cancer related, I don't want anyone to worry about that. It is heart related.
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You take care. Captain. I do agree getting old sucks. The stories I could tell. Ha. Ha.
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Old 01-09-2020, 07:14 PM   #36
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Get well soon and hopefully it's no big deal. On the superhero front, if no powers materialize just get a belt with some gadgets. It seems to have worked for Batman!
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Old 01-09-2020, 07:22 PM   #37
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Its not cancer related, I don't want anyone to worry about that. It is heart related.

I wish you'd spoilered that. I had my money on lab accident. Get better fast and back at taking over the world soon.
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I had an anal fissure once and that was actually like shooting lightning bolts out of my arse.
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You're not a failed super hero Captain. You're plenty super to lots of us. Good luck with the ticker.
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