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Old 01-09-2020, 11:12 AM   #1
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Yup shot full of radiation this morning, I'm supposedly an X-Ray emmiter. But did one super power show up? Hell no, I feel cheated.


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Yup shot full of radiation this morning, I'm supposedly an X-Ray emmiter. But did one super power show up? Hell no, I feel cheated.


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You okay, Captain?
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...but you can develop your own film, right?

Seriously, hope all's well.
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You okay, Captain?

Not the best, but what can you do.


Stuff happens as you get older.



meh, I just want to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of me arse.
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Not the best, but what can you do.


Stuff happens as you get older.



meh, I just want to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of me arse.
I'm sorry, man. I hope it goes well for you.
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Yup shot full of radiation this morning, I'm supposedly an X-Ray emmiter. But did one super power show up? Hell no, I feel cheated.


Bah
Don't you need to be stressed beyond your limits to expose the mutant gene? Just read through the CBC.ca comment section all day that should do the trick.
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Stuff happens as you get older.



meh, I just want to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of me arse.
the regular stuff shooting out my arse burns enough as it is, lightning bolts added seems like a bad idea
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Don't you need to be stressed beyond your limits to expose the mutant gene? Just read through the CBC.ca comment section all day that should do the trick.

Ah maybe I should log into my work email.


That should do it.
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the regular stuff shooting out my arse burns enough as it is, lightning bolts added seems like a bad idea
Not easy to aim, either. Just a "general direction" sort of thing.
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Ah maybe I should log into my work email.


That should do it.
Wanna meet up for lunch?

(In all seriousness I hope you’re doing ok)
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Not the best, but what can you do.


Stuff happens as you get older.



meh, I just want to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of me arse.
One day you feel fine. The next day your colon drops out the bottom of your pant leg, you step on it, and slip and fall in front of a group of people in a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.

What can you do indeed.
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Thanks Iggy, I appreciate it.



No food for me for 24 hours
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I'm going to say the sappiest thing. But thank god for CalgaryPuck, its allowing me to kill time between waiting.
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I had an anal fissure once and that was actually like shooting lightning bolts out of my arse.
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One day you feel fine. The next day your colon drops out the bottom of your pant leg, you step on it, and slip and fall in front of a group of people in a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.

What can you do indeed.

Heh, gross
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Man, hope it goes well for you Cap. Stay strong!
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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Be well Cappy, medical tests suck.


As a side note, if you get enough drugs in you you can still be a superhero.
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meh, I just want to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of me arse.
I can show you how to shoot blue fire out your arse.
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