10-10-2023, 03:49 PM
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#61
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Hazard Retires.
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Eden Hazard announced his retirement from professional football on Tuesday at the age of 32, bringing an end to his 16-year career.
The forward enjoyed successful periods at Lille and Chelsea before ending his club career with a disappointing spell at Real Madrid.
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https://global.espn.com/football/sto...tires-football
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10-11-2023, 06:23 PM
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#62
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Brisbane
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My 7 year old daughter has made some soccer fan friends at school. Yesterday came home to tell me Messi is her favourite player while Ronaldo is the worst player in the world 
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The masses of humanity have always had to surf.
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10-11-2023, 06:28 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireGilbert
My 7 year old daughter has made some soccer fan friends at school. Yesterday came home to tell me Messi is her favourite player while Ronaldo is the worst player in the world |
You can dislike him...which I do, but this statement is just objectively incorrect.
That 7-year old girl doesnt know what shes talking about.
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10-11-2023, 09:15 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireGilbert
My 7 year old daughter has made some soccer fan friends at school. Yesterday came home to tell me Messi is her favourite player while Ronaldo is the worst player in the world |
You're doing a fine job of parenting 
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10-18-2023, 04:30 PM
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#65
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Obligatory "He's now free for his sisters birthday" post
https://twitter.com/user/status/1714745778793497035
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10-28-2023, 09:00 AM
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#66
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Wow....this Bayern vs. Darmstadt match has been wild, 3 red cards, but Kane with a Worldie from beyond half... 
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10-28-2023, 09:04 AM
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#67
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Might be the best halfway line goal ever, he hits the back of the net without a bounce!
https://twitter.com/user/status/1718281754258116639
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10-28-2023, 09:11 AM
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#68
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
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Did that announcer think that Harry Kane was Thomas Muller?
Because that was very clearly Harry Kane.
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10-28-2023, 09:18 AM
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#69
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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There is the Kane hat-trick.
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If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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10-28-2023, 09:29 AM
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#70
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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He’s not a bad player. Could do well in the Premier League someday.
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10-28-2023, 10:31 AM
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#71
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Every week Birmingham look smarter and smarter for retiring Bellingham's jersey, they were ahead of the curve.
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10-28-2023, 02:53 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
He’s not a bad player. Could do well in the Premier League someday.
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I dont think he has what it takes to hack it in the Premier League, my understanding is that his old team is even doing better without him...
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10-30-2023, 01:05 PM
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#73
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Scoring Winger
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Yassine Bounou finished thirteenth in the Ballon d'Or voting. Surely the first time a Canadian born player has appeared on the ballot?
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10-30-2023, 01:45 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
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pretty nasty stuff in France once again. The game between Marseille and Lyon had to be cancelled after Marseille supporters attacked Lyon's bus by throwing stones, bottles and other things. Lyon's manager Fabio Grosso was hit in the face and injured, his assistant was also injured.
Grosso's face afterwards:
ugly stuff. Football rivalry is one thing, but this is just unacceptable.
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10-31-2023, 10:37 AM
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#75
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Awesome, so Australia has dropped out and now the 2034 World Cup will be in Saudi Arabia.
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10-31-2023, 11:01 AM
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#76
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Breaking: Australia's GDP just grew by 1.3% for some unknown, unrelated reason.
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10-31-2023, 12:28 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
Breaking: Australia's GDP just grew by 1.3% for some unknown, unrelated reason.
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"Nothing to see here! Nothing to see! Move along!"
"These are not the Bribes you're looking for...."
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11-01-2023, 08:29 AM
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#78
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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With all this brining for World Cups, how the heck did Canada get matches??
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11-01-2023, 04:08 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates
With all this brining for World Cups, how the heck did Canada get matches??
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Essentially by being hooked up to America and the Competition being expanded.
If they're going to award it Qatar and now Saudi they needed someplace clean in the middle and America was it, we're just along for the ride.
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11-02-2023, 10:09 AM
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#80
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Bayern knocked out of the Pokal by Saarbrucken. They have an injury crisis with only one healthy CB and their midfield is equally decimated right now.
As a Canadian I’m worried about Davies. He has been REALLY up and down this year
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