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Old 10-31-2017, 01:27 PM   #2741
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Johnny Reed, and the prairie Toyota Dealers. I'd rather listen to static.
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The miserable old Italian b%&ch that tastes the sauce in the Ikea kitchen commercial...
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:12 PM   #2743
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Anything by TELUS.
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:27 PM   #2744
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The miserable old Italian b%&ch that tastes the sauce in the Ikea kitchen commercial...

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Old 12-07-2017, 09:59 PM   #2745
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The Nissan commercials with the Star Wars tie in. I dont care about the tie in, but its a parent teaching their kid to drive...by letting them completely rely on the collision avoidance/lane following tech while the kid daydreams. Just so wrong.
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Old 12-17-2017, 06:54 PM   #2746
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Sorry horrible sounding spokespeople but a 3D crystal picture cube is actually not the coolest gift ever.
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Old 12-17-2017, 07:50 PM   #2747
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"What's a computer?"
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Old 12-17-2017, 10:20 PM   #2748
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Just buy them a Subway gift card
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Old 12-20-2017, 08:59 AM   #2749
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Natalie Portman - Miss Dior. She seems high maintenance, screaming, shoving, etc. Does drama = love?
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Old 12-22-2017, 09:31 AM   #2750
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You know what's not Heluva Good? Your Commercial!
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Old 12-26-2017, 10:58 PM   #2751
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Ron Maclean and SN pouring it on a mile thick in NHL ads in September. It's gonna be a long ####ing season.
I don't know if that's the same one I keep hearing all the time now where he's rambling on about how Saturday night is always a good night, but it's nauseating. So ridiculous. I hate it so much.
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Old 12-28-2017, 01:08 AM   #2752
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Time for Jim Carrey to do another Lincoln parody; I just don’t he these Matthew McConaghy Lincoln ads.
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Old 12-28-2017, 03:50 PM   #2753
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Alexa, how much rope do I need to end it all?
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:42 AM   #2754
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You know what's not Heluva Good? Your Commercial!
Just horrible. Sounds like a low budget parody.

They get a bit of a pass from me though for being so delicious
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Old 12-29-2017, 12:30 PM   #2755
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That skip the dishes one where the obnoxious woman yells..."The Italian's here"! It's just such a ridiculous commercial from start to finish.
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Old 12-29-2017, 04:35 PM   #2756
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That skip the dishes one where the obnoxious woman yells..."The Italian's here"! It's just such a ridiculous commercial from start to finish.
It's a company that delivers fast food to fat North Americans walled up in their homes for cheap. I don't even know why they need advertising let along this ad filled with misplaced sexual innuendo.

The product should sell itself.
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Old 01-01-2018, 10:49 PM   #2757
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Cash Canada/Pawn Princess commercial. Eat your dollar store wand and get lost.
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Old 01-02-2018, 02:16 AM   #2758
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Every single Flames game on Gamecenter Live:

"You're my father and... oh my gosh that sentence"

"I just accidentally made Russia declare war on Norway"

"I'm surprised you know what day it is"

"The winning streak won't end if you let me in"

"Today on Texture I'm taking my life to new heights"

and of course:

"I'm gonna make this world mine"

Pick three or four of those and that's every single commercial break
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Every single Flames game on Gamecenter Live:

"You're my father and... oh my gosh that sentence"

"I just accidentally made Russia declare war on Norway"

"I'm surprised you know what day it is"

"The winning streak won't end if you let me in"

"Today on Texture I'm taking my life to new heights"

and of course:

"I'm gonna make this world mine"

Pick three or four of those and that's every single commercial break
I think it's "they say the world is what you make it...I plan on making this one mine"

Yeah, I watch a ton of GCL. Don't forget the incessant Brooklyn Nine Nine commercials.
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Old 01-03-2018, 07:50 AM   #2760
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Apple commercials are always terrible. The new one right now for facial biometric unlocking drives me crazy because I find that chick in the commercial incredibly unattractive.
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