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Old 03-21-2020, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default Who's missing hockey the most - THE PUPPET!

I think most of us are focused on the gravity of the current situation, and we're aware that no hockey is pretty low on the priority list. That being said, we also need a laugh. I've also needed another outlet for the creative juice.

Who's most upset by the lack of Flames hockey???? You got it: That Darn Puppet! He's also not dealing with isolation very well, and I'm afraid he's snapped. And he's taking the fight to the root of the problem - the corona virus itself!!!

Hope this gives a chuckle to those who need it. Stay safe, everyone.


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Old 03-21-2020, 09:28 PM   #2
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Brilliant.

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That’s great!
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Bravo!
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This is the greatest thing I have watched in weeks.
Thanks Puppet
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Your poinsettia has lasted really well.
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Your poinsettia has lasted really well.
It's freakish how long it's lasted.
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Oh no!! Not Kwazii and Capt. Barnacle
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Oh no!! Not Kwazii and Capt. Barnacle
not to worry - Kwazii and Barnacles are just fine. In fact, the two of them drank most of my rum during the shoot.
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You are off your head and I love it lmao
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not to worry - Kwazii and Barnacles are just fine. In fact, the two of them drank most of my rum during the shoot.
Ya...I guess a couple of old sea dogs will do that
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very well done loved the music
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I could hear Good Ole J.R. screaming "By god almighty he hit him with the TP"
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I could hear Good Ole J.R. screaming "By god almighty he hit him with the TP"


I just shot coffee out my nose reading that. Thank you.
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