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Old 09-08-2009, 10:33 PM   #361
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So a whole bunch of curling rocks were stolen froma truck in ... Australia!

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Curling competitor Paul Meissner said the theft had stopped all training for both serious curlers and people learning the sport in Melbourne.
But I really need to question how serious they are about their curling since they, "....were stolen between June 16 and July 7 in a parking lot next to an ice rink at Docklands in downtown Melbourne."

So these "serious" curlers didn't notice someone had stolen their rocks for at least 3 weeks.

Well, some thief got their rocks off!

(ba dum dum)
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It's so close!...I can almost smell it!!!...36
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It's too bad we can't get into the achieves and figure out how many posts have actually been made. I wonder if we would be close to 3 million.
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This thread takes the fun out of reaching the magical 2,000,000th post.
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I didn't know that. Wow, thanks Jammies. Now I know I'm normal.
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Not sure... but after I had Pux Jr. my boobs went up 2 cup sizes...
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