The clone girl and chick with the knife didn't need to be in this at all.
Blue is practically a character at this point too since her and Owen can talk to each other telepathically.
And now Owen and Allan are going to have dick swinging contests in every scene they share to be the coolest dinosaur expert guy in the room.
Then add in Goldblum who's just there to drop philosophical one liners at awkward moments when their lives are in danger and chew gum in his leather outfit and stake his claim as the sexiest 70 year old alive.
I even forgot about Bryce and her massive ego. She's already outrun a t-rex in high heels. What's next? She probably beats the s##t out of a dilophosaurus with her purse after it spits goo on her outfit.
And of course Ellie. Poor Ellie. The only down to earth character who is just going through the motions and reacts like a sane, rational person would in such a situation.
Too many cooks in the kitchen man, too many!
And I bet Trevorrow doesn't have the cajones to kill off a single one of them.
Is it the dinosaurs themselves that are threatening the extinction of mankind? That seems silly. I mean dinosaurs would be impossible to fight if you were unarmed....but if you had militaries with high calibre rifle rounds, they wouldn't stand a chance. Also, I get that they are smart, but they are still animals that could be baited into traps.
Is there some kind of other overarching threat (global warming?), and the dinosaurs just happen to be around mucking things up in the chaos? I really hope they don't go back into the genetic manipulation well, and have something ridiculous like the dinosaurs spreading a virus that denatures human DNA. This series needs to stop using the lame DNA monster trope.
I think it's just continuing down the evil InGen associates attempting to capture and turn them into military weapons plot, while the heroes attempt to lure them to a new sanctuary where they can be left in peace to spontaneously change genders and make mutant Dino babies.
I really respect George Carlin and his career but his comedy must be generational or something because anytime I hear any of his bits, I rarely laugh. I appreciate that they are clever and insightful but I don't laugh out loud like with other comics. The documentary looks interesting though.
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I really respect George Carlin and his career but his comedy must be generational or something because anytime I hear any of his bits, I rarely laugh. I appreciate that they are clever and insightful but I don't laugh out loud like with other comics. The documentary looks interesting though.
Comedy is dead. Your generation is probably the reason. I'm loud, inappropriate, obnoxious, and like to drink a bunch. I F'n love Carlin.
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Is it the dinosaurs themselves that are threatening the extinction of mankind? That seems silly. I mean dinosaurs would be impossible to fight if you were unarmed....but if you had militaries with high calibre rifle rounds, they wouldn't stand a chance. Also, I get that they are smart, but they are still animals that could be baited into traps.
Is there some kind of other overarching threat (global warming?), and the dinosaurs just happen to be around mucking things up in the chaos? I really hope they don't go back into the genetic manipulation well, and have something ridiculous like the dinosaurs spreading a virus that denatures human DNA. This series needs to stop using the lame DNA monster trope.
Did you even watch the last one, they gave them super intelligence!
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Did you even watch the last one, they gave them super intelligence!
Lol. Is that the plot? The super intelligence they gave to the indo-raptor has somehow been transferred to all the dinosaurs, and they are just kicking our asses now? I really hope that's not the plot.
