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Old 10-29-2021, 08:28 PM   #1
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Default Is Jack Eichel’s name even Jack Eichel?

Fun fact: it’s actually a John Robert Eichel!

Anyways, I thought this could be a fun thread where we talk about little known facts.

Did you know that Crosby’s thighs are so thick he needs to get custom pants made so that it doesn’t look like he’s wearing JNCO Jeans from the knee down?
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Did you know that Pepsi isn't free? Unless you steal it and hide it in your pants but then people might think you accidentally a coke bottle.
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Eichel means acorn in German. Do we really want a nut on the team?
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Did you know if you say Eichel 20 times fast it sounds like “I like”
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Imagine if we were on a 5 game losing streak what the Eichel threads would look like.
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Did you know that by playing with colouring and bolding characters you can pretend he's a third tier hockey league?

EICHEL
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Old 10-29-2021, 08:43 PM   #7
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There is no "i" in team, but there is an "i" in Eichel.

And it is very prominent when you sound out his name.

Are we sure we want that on the team?

Now that I think about it, we really need to get rid of Monahan too.

"Mono"

Hmmmmmmm.
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Old 10-29-2021, 08:48 PM   #8
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Eichel is getting traded?!?!??!?
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Old 10-29-2021, 08:49 PM   #9
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Sorry for the eichel threads, but I think this one is the funniest
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I heard that Eichel once beat a man to death with a bowling pin, There Will Be Blood style.
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Y’all talk about Eichel here more than the Sabres board does
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Did you know if you say Eichel 20 times fast it sounds like “I like”
If you do it 200 times, your wife tells you to shut up and turns up the Masked Singer. I just tried it and it really works.
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Y’all talk about Eichel here more than the Sabres board does
Yeah and look where that got you guys.
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I believe they should change the name of the Eiffel Tower to the Eichel Tower.

Because Eichel.
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I heard that Eichel once beat a man to death with a bowling pin, There Will Be Blood style.
But did he shoot a man in Reno just to see him die? That could cause trouble with law enforcement if he ends up playing in Nevada.
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Did you know if you try and say Michael Caine in Michael Caine’s accent it sounds like you’re saying “my cocaine”?
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My grandma told your grandma
I'm gonna set your flag on fire.

Talkin' bout
Aye now - aye now
Eichel Eichel one day
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Did you know that Pepsi isn't free? Unless you steal it and hide it in your pants but then people might think you accidentally a coke bottle.

Is that a Pepsi in your pants or…?
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Did you know that if you combine Einhorn and Finkle, you can make a name that sounds like Eichel...
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