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Old 04-30-2024, 09:56 AM   #1341
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Wait til he finds out that its being woke that will make you immune to the chem trails.
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Old 05-01-2024, 10:37 AM   #1343
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Love that you can’t spell conspiracy THEOry without Theo.
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Theo vaccines were designed to murder people. (It’s known that Theo has been vaccinated.)

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Imagine spending your retirement years this willingly stupid
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Theo vaccines were designed to murder people. (It’s known that Theo has been vaccinated.)

https://twitter.com/user/status/1786978715378868713
The Cynic in me thinks that the Pandemic was to thin the weak from the herd...but we saved them with Vaccines and modern medicine.

So how can the vaccines be designed to murder people?

God is out there somewhere thinking: "I needed less of them, I sent a Plague and those bastards vexed me!!"

So to think that the vaccine was designed to kill people is so ass backwards I cant even do the mental gymnastics to entertain it.
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The Simpsons hits the nail on the head yet again

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The Cynic in me thinks that the Pandemic was to thin the weak from the herd...but we saved them with Vaccines and modern medicine.

So how can the vaccines be designed to murder people?

God is out there somewhere thinking: "I needed less of them, I sent a Plague and those bastards vexed me!!"

So to think that the vaccine was designed to kill people is so ass backwards I cant even do the mental gymnastics to entertain it.
I'm pretty sure if any pharmaceutical company wanted to make vaccine to kill people, it would be far more effective than the covid vaccines.
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I'm pretty sure if any pharmaceutical company wanted to make vaccine to kill people, it would be far more effective than the covid vaccines.
That would probably be a great advertising slogan.

"Take the damned vaccine you morons! If we wanted to kill you we'd have done it by now!!"

- By Pfizer!

On every package. Why didnt I get into Advertising? Don Draper eat your heart out!
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This thread is like crackmacs.
But the cool fun dangerous place not that twitter/facebook loser?
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Old 05-08-2024, 01:30 PM   #1352
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Language and stupidity warning.

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What? He's blaming Trudeau for starting the fires??

You can blame Trudeau and the Liberals for lots of things but I am certain this isnt one of them.

I cant even fathom these mental gymnastics.
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Poor little guy. Trudeau setup a campfire in his head and is living there, full time.
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Theres just one asthmatic, three legged hamster trying to run on a broken wheel in that head of his
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Point of Clarification: is Trudeau ordering the fires be lit, or is he himself lighting them?

I just assume that Theo things that it's Justin flying into to Northern Alberta with a book of matches, lighting a fire, then flying back to Ottawa.
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I guess Theo is unaware that one of his fellow conspiracy loons was charged with setting fires, same type of dummy who was blaming it on the "government".

Quebec man who blamed 2023 wildfires on government pleads guilty to setting 14 fires Brian Paré posted conspiracy theories about fires, climate change on social media

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montr...ires-1.7084669
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Point of Clarification: is Trudeau ordering the fires be lit, or is he himself lighting them?

I just assume that Theo things that it's Justin flying into to Northern Alberta with a book of matches, lighting a fire, then flying back to Ottawa.
Trudeau in action, according to Fleury:

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Now I cant get the vision of Trudeau...dressed in a bespoke suit, sitting in one of those Canada Flag Camp chairs in the middle of a field sucking back on a monster joint...

You can see the Evil that lives in his eyes...its palpable...you know he's going to toss that roach into the field and then sit there basking in the glory of the fire he's started.

There may or may not be maniacal cackling...but with no one around to hear him doth a maniac cackle??? We shall never know...
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