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Old 04-03-2020, 10:53 PM   #1
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“I’m out in the middle of the country here in New Jersey at my parents’ house, so I’ve been riding the bike a lot and my dad has me and my brother outside chopping trees down,” the 26-year-old left-winger said in a phone interview Friday. “I think we have enough firewood to last us for four years.

“We’ve been staying active for the most part, for not being allowed to go anywhere or do anything. But it gets a bit old after a while. I wake up every morning hearing the chainsaw and I’m like, ‘Yep, better get outside or else dad is going to be inside pulling me out of bed.’
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Old 04-03-2020, 11:01 PM   #2
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That’s just his secret rocky iv style training, when hockey starts again he’ll be heads over shoulders against every other player who stayed in their houses with their high tech tread mills
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Old 04-03-2020, 11:14 PM   #3
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I wonder how long it takes Johnny's dad to lay out a line of Skittles from Johnny's bed to the chainsaw outside every morning.
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Old 04-03-2020, 11:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-03-2020, 11:57 PM   #5
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Well let's hope he gets Chopper's shot out of this.
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Old 04-04-2020, 12:52 AM   #6
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