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Old 03-20-2018, 07:29 AM   #1
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Default I wish our coach would...

I'll start. Only two at a time because there are so many but one person shouldn't have all the fun.

I wish our coach would.... Play to win and not for a point and OT

I wish our coach would.... Not play Troy Brouwer on any other line except the fourth, and never on the pp
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:51 AM   #3
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I wish our coach wouldn't be so god damn stubborn with his lines. He literally ran the exact same lines for 2 straight years. Teams wouldn't even need to scout the flames, they can just pull up games from last year.
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:37 AM   #4
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Tell the team, with every win He will take a buzz cut strip out of his hair. Even if the team goes 4-4 he can’t look any more ridiculous than he does now.
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:41 AM   #5
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Be a good coach.
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:58 AM   #6
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Get drunk and kick Ken King in the balls!!!
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:01 AM   #7
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Change that ####ing hairstyle.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:02 AM   #8
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Enjoy a paid season off next year, sit on a beach, sip wacky fruit drinks that are served in coconuts, read a book or two, catch up on his netflix.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:36 AM   #9
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....be launched into the Sun.

If he could ride Troy Brouwer into it like on his way it might be the best thing he's ever done for this team.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:39 AM   #10
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:42 AM   #11
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Be fired a long time ago.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:46 AM   #12
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Come up with a new game plan. Forcing the D to pass it back and forth while the other team gets set is asinine.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:54 AM   #13
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Lay off on the hair gel.

Glen needs time away from his tablet......bad Glen bad!!!!
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:03 AM   #14
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:04 AM   #15
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not be afraid to bench players regardless of their names.
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:06 AM   #16
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Do us all a favour and resign.
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:08 AM   #17
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Now is that resign or re-sign?
Dont want to mess that one up Gluegun and Treliving.
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:10 AM   #18
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...be willing to juggle lines and pairings more often. It's not that he doesn't do this, but there are certain things that are just never really tried at all. Split up Backlund and Frolik?
Try Brodie-Stone? Etc..
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have realized loyalty to veterans and scrubs will cause you to miss the playoffs and waste the careers of your good young players.

have been able to recognize when changes are needed and make them.

have not ruined TJ Brodie as a Calgary Flame.

have not rushed Jaromar Jagr into the lineup, causing his Flames legacy to be a “player in the wrong jersey” footnote.

have prevented Matt Stajan from reaching 1000 games at the expense of a season where we have no draft picks.

have beaten the POS Oilers more than once in a blue moon.

have seen what almost everyone on this forum has been seeing for two years.

have had an ounce of an ability to motivate the team.

have given the team an identity.
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:18 AM   #20
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I wish we never hired this coach in the first place. Wasted 1/3 of Gaudreaus extension
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