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Old 12-07-2019, 12:56 PM   #261
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Diamonds for sure, the sales lady tried to impress me by saying they moved 2 tons of material to find the average diamond. I work in construction and moving 2 tons of dirt is less than $50 digging it up and trucking it 5km. Put it through a crusher and screens shouldn't be more than twice that.

$10,000 dollars please.
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Old 12-07-2019, 03:51 PM   #262
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Valley Ridge, Greenwood, Greenbriar, and Bowness would like a word...
They would, why wouldn't they? But we don't care much for them in the SW.

(Yes, these are weirdly unexplainable exceptions to the Bow River divider rule).
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:07 PM   #263
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Diamonds for sure, the sales lady tried to impress me by saying they moved 2 tons of material to find the average diamond. I work in construction and moving 2 tons of dirt is less than $50 digging it up and trucking it 5km. Put it through a crusher and screens shouldn't be more than twice that.

$10,000 dollars please.
Except for that whole deep mining in dense material part. Not too many diamonds just casually sitting under a couple feet of suburban loam.
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:13 PM   #264
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Except for that whole deep mining in dense material part. Not too many diamonds just casually sitting under a couple feet of suburban loam.
Diamonds certainly aren’t a functioning competitive market. The costs to get the Diamond has little bearing on the price of a diamond given the oligopoly in the market.
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:26 PM   #265
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Jewellery in general is lame. Our family's annual budget for jewellry is $0. My wedding ring is rubber ffs. Diamonds are particularly dumb.
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:30 PM   #266
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You people are savages. Jewels make the man.
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:34 PM   #267
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Jewellery in general is lame. Our family's annual budget for jewellry is $0. My wedding ring is rubber ffs. Diamonds are particularly dumb.
Oh Sliver...of course it is...
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Jewellery in general is lame. Our family's annual budget for jewellry is $0. My wedding ring is rubber ffs. Diamonds are particularly dumb.
Uh, you are supposed to put that on a different appendage.
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Uh, you are supposed to put that on a different appendage.
He does it in reverse. The gold ring is on that appendage. It is Sliver we’re talking about.
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Old 12-07-2019, 04:59 PM   #270
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You can't just take a washer out of your faucet and call it a wedding ring.
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:49 PM   #271
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You can't just take a washer out of your faucet and call it a wedding ring.
Why not? In the SE everybody does it.
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Nah man, silicon wedding rings are the best. I've converted one friend at work already and others are interested but spent a lot on their metal ones from the wedding and not willing to give it up yet.

To elaborate:

Comfort: Way more comfortable -- lighter, more flexible
Safety: Immeasurably safer, no risk of de-gloving your finger or cutting off blood flow
Price: Way, way less expensive. Lose it, or need a new size? No problem

Just have to get the whole "Wedding ring = fancy and expensive" thing out of your mind. Nobody can care less what your ring actually is made of, just that you're wearing it.

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Wedding rings in general are fairly stupid. There is no benefit to wearing one. Cost aside, the injuries that can occur by wearing one, and the risk of having some criminal kill you or cut off your finger for it just seems so unnecessary.
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I prefer the old pop-top soda can rings. They double as a weapon too.


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Old 12-07-2019, 06:47 PM   #275
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Oh Sliver...of course it is...
It's also bluetooth and tracks his steps.

All for that though. I'd switch to that or none at all if I could get away with it.
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:04 PM   #276
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Nah man, silicon wedding rings are the best. I've converted one friend at work already and others are interested but spent a lot on their metal ones from the wedding and not willing to give it up yet.

To elaborate:

Comfort: Way more comfortable -- lighter, more flexible
Safety: Immeasurably safer, no risk of de-gloving your finger or cutting off blood flow
Price: Way, way less expensive. Lose it, or need a new size? No problem

Just have to get the whole "Wedding ring = fancy and expensive" thing out of your mind. Nobody can care less what your ring actually is made of, just that you're wearing it.
I skipped all those steps and just didn’t get married.
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:31 PM   #277
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I skipped all those steps and just didn’t get married.
This here is what a call a veteran move ladies and gents
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:32 PM   #278
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This here is what a call a veteran move ladies and gents
As if it was his decision....
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Wedding rings in general are fairly stupid. There is no benefit to wearing one. Cost aside, the injuries that can occur by wearing one, and the risk of having some criminal kill you or cut off your finger for it just seems so unnecessary.
The risk of either of those things happening are very low for most people.
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:54 PM   #280
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Its always funny when people make some remotely unconventional choice “Metal ring? No, I wear silicon!” and make up the most random advantages to justify their own life choices.

Like, yeah, comfort and safety. Because metal rings are just horribly uncomfortable death traps. Couldn’t just say “it was cheaper”. It has to be a safety issue, because of course it is.
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