"I want my life to revolve around some little creature that cant even go to the bathroom on its own. Then dedicate all my leisure time to it, only for it to still end up massively neglected and nuerotic. Then after 10-15 years, it wiil die and i'll mostly forget about it 2 years later"
- Dog Owners
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Hard to tell if Sliver is serious about all this filth and disgust stuff. But if he is, there’s definitely something pathological going on.
Are you joking around with me?
Dogs are filthy. You didn't know that? I'll let you know how you can tell...they piss and #### all over your yard and sometimes in your house. They puke in your house. They shed their fur and skin flakes and oils everywhere they go. They eat ####. They don't brush their teeth after, either. They walk in piss-soaked properties then walk in your house and on your furniture. They waft their anus scent everywhere they go. They drool and slobber on stuff. They get progressively less clean every second of every day between baths that you have to give them and nobody baths their dog as often as necessary for it to be clean, which I would peg at once a day if not more often than that.
So, no, it isn't in my head that they're dirty animals. It's an indisputable and objective fact.
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Dogs are filthy. You didn't know that? I'll let you know how you can tell...they piss and #### all over your yard and sometimes in your house. They puke in your house. They shed their fur and skin flakes and oils everywhere they go. They eat ####. They don't brush their teeth after, either. They walk in piss-soaked properties then walk in your house and on your furniture. They waft their anus scent everywhere they go. They drool and slobber on stuff. They get progressively less clean every second of every day between baths that you have to give them and nobody baths their dog as often as necessary for it to be clean, which I would peg at once a day if not more often than that.
So, no, it isn't in my head that they're dirty animals. It's an indisputable and objective fact.
As others have mentioned, this could easily describe babies and toddlers. Sure dogs are gross, but so are kids… and lots of adults. We’re just conditioned to accept the grossness of humans.
“Want to hold the baby?” Hell no!!! Stinky, drooling snot and diarrhea bombs that leave slug trails on everything they touch. Then they become toddlers that are more mobile versions of the same thing. I’ll take dog gross over kid gross any day. And this is coming from a guy that just had to clean up dog diarrhea after mom fed them too many treats at our Canada day barbecue.
Dog culture is out of control. Dogs at the pub, the football stadium, the bank, the doctors office, the drug store etc. Literally everywhere. And I’m not talking the kind of dogs that fit in a handbag.
People are ####ing nuts. What kind of entitled loser can’t leave the house to do daily tasks without bringing their dog. Get a real friend or learn to do basic human functions alone.
Not to mention the dog people who ignore all rules because their dogs are special and don’t have to follow bylaws.
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Most babies aren't cute enough to be forgiven. I could only stomach cleaning up the messes of my own because you have that inherent love for it that pushes you through it. I wouldn't have that for any one else's child. They would get the Harry Potter treatment to the nearest front porch.
As others have mentioned, this could easily describe babies and toddlers. Sure dogs are gross, but so are kids… and lots of adults. We’re just conditioned to accept the grossness of humans.
“Want to hold the baby?” Hell no!!! Stinky, drooling snot and diarrhea bombs that leave slug trails on everything they touch. Then they become toddlers that are more mobile versions of the same thing. I’ll take dog gross over kid gross any day. And this is coming from a guy that just had to clean up dog diarrhea after mom fed them too many treats at our Canada day barbecue.
Oh please. I hate children as much as the next guy but children have a purpose to continue the survival of our species and procreation literally like THE main trait that all living beings share. They might be gross but children are 100% necessary.
At this point, dogs are a fashion accessory for most people.
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Dog culture is out of control. Dogs at the pub, the football stadium, the bank, the doctors office, the drug store etc. Literally everywhere. And I’m not talking the kind of dogs that fit in a handbag.
People are ####ing nuts. What kind of entitled loser can’t leave the house to do daily tasks without bringing their dog. Get a real friend or learn to do basic human functions alone.
Not to mention the dog people who ignore all rules because their dogs are special and don’t have to follow bylaws.
….bring their sick kids to the restaurant, bank appointment, movie theatre, etc. but that is ok ‘cause….?
I should mention I don’t understand the “take my dog everywhere” culture either, but to me, taking kids everywhere is just as dumb
Oh please. I hate children as much as the next guy but children have a purpose to continue the survival of our species and procreation literally like THE main trait that all living beings share. They might be gross but children are 100% necessary.
At this point, dogs are a fashion accessory for most people.
So generating tax dollars is the fine line to acceptance of Gross
This thread is rolling good. We have friends who come once a year. We have a house where we don't have pets. They have a small dog. They try to bring it even though we say our condition is no dog. Then they lie. No dog.
Then bring the dog.
The dog has to mark it's territory and pisses on the mattress.
They deny it.
Why am I friends with these people? Don't bring a dog to a non dog owners home even after it's declared up front the condition. I'm gonna send am a bill and the mattress.
Is that even a dog issue? I have a dog (and kids), and we don’t bring the dog anywhere. It’s unbelievable to me that someone would show up with a dog, never mind that you specifically don’t want it in your home.
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