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Old 04-08-2024, 09:50 AM   #1281
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Welcome to the lucrative economy of right wing fundraising grifts! The segment is fairly crowded, but it seems far from reaching saturation.
That's just surface level skimming. I think you could get these morons to sign over their house to you, with a little work.
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Old 04-08-2024, 09:51 AM   #1282
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Oh good. Stand down the space laser.

For now.
Did you know that you could rent the Giant Space Laser for Manscaping?

And its completely booked up for weeks!
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Old 04-08-2024, 10:09 AM   #1283
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Can we Netfile our letter?
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Old 04-08-2024, 10:18 AM   #1284
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If I were a scammer I'd target these morons so hard.
Don’t worry Fuzz there doesn’t appear to be any shortage of scammers that are willing to do the deed in your absence.
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Old 04-08-2024, 10:25 AM   #1285
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I'm just too morally good to make it happen.
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Old 04-08-2024, 11:18 AM   #1286
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That's just surface level skimming. I think you could get these morons to sign over their house to you, with a little work.
I bet the majority already have reverse mortgages.
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Old 04-08-2024, 11:53 AM   #1287
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Do we currently have a thread dedicated to exposing the idiocy of these simple minded conspiracy people? Besides the convoy/protester thread. It would be great if this morphed into a place to post all the stupidity and laugh at these dummies.
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Old 04-08-2024, 12:47 PM   #1288
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Today is a big day for Theo. Chemtrail theorists are up in arms that this eclipse will be used to just shower the skies with more chemicals since people won't see it in the darkness.

Wake up SHEEPLE!!
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But only in the locations that have totality, right? I mean we are probably safe here in YYC to just get the regular amount.

Seriously, its dark at night, every night. The chem trail folks are probably just going to work at night, like always.
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Today is a big day for Theo. Chemtrail theorists are up in arms that this eclipse will be used to just shower the skies with more chemicals since people won't see it in the darkness.

Wake up SHEEPLE!!
How are these people so utterly stupid? Let's suppose the government was actually engaged in a massive mind control conspiracy and needed the cover of darkness to hide their distribution of "chemtrails". Why would they wait for a once-every-few-decades celestial phenomenon to do it? Couldn't they just deploy the chemtrails at night on literally any day?

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we're inside sleeping at night, as opposed to all outside looping at the sun....

Come on people, follow the clues.

Edit: the Gospels also mention that after Jesus died the sky went dark, signaling Satan's (temporary) victory before the harrowing of hell. Look for the gay demons to human traffic your loved ones this afternoon until they're met with glorious retribution by JFK Jr and Donald Trump
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Old 04-08-2024, 01:28 PM   #1292
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But only in the locations that have totality, right?.
Bro I watched it in only shorts shirt and glasses

I' fcuked now?
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"insurance" companies "seeding" clouds?
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It's acid rain for dumb people
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Old 04-08-2024, 02:46 PM   #1295
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I don't know why I was in such a generous mood last week.

He's just so dumb.

I recant everything I said. Even re-reading my own posts I am wondering how I could have been in such a good mood that I felt like defending that situation.

My apologies all around.
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Aaand the chemtrails claim another victim.

RIP Wastedyouth
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Aaand the chemtrails claim another victim.

RIP Wastedyouth
This is all the PROOF I NEED!
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"insurance" companies "seeding" clouds?
Maybe I'm miss reading this b/c i'm really tired but you do know that is what is happening when an appropriate storm is identified right??
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Maybe I'm miss reading this b/c i'm really tired but you do know that is what is happening when an appropriate storm is identified right??
Guess I should have used green
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I'm also tired
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