Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 04-30-2018, 11:38 AM   #1
Otto-matic
Franchise Player
 
Otto-matic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
Exp:
Default Body found in a wall of a bathroom in CORE shopping centre

https://twitter.com/user/status/991004873360474112

File this under the how in the hell news category.
Otto-matic is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:40 AM   #2
transplant99
Fearmongerer
 
transplant99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
Exp:
Default

Jimmy Hoffa?
__________________
transplant99 is offline  
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to transplant99 For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 11:43 AM   #3
Slava
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Exp:
Default

"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
Slava is offline  
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Slava For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 11:48 AM   #4
llwhiteoutll
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava View Post
"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
You never know, the deceased could have climbed into the wall and patched it up behind them of their own volition. They might be looking at the most elaborate suicide that Calgary has ever seen.

Or maybe he was taking a break during construction, had a heart attack and the dry wallers never noticed him in the wall before installing their panels
llwhiteoutll is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:48 AM   #5
CaptainCrunch
Norm!
 
CaptainCrunch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Exp:
Default

Is it holding a wine cask?
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
CaptainCrunch is offline  
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 11:49 AM   #6
Fuzz
Franchise Player
 
Fuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava View Post
"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
Possibly someone working above, and fell into a wall cavity, broke their neck and died? Otherwise ya, the Hoffa thing.
Fuzz is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:49 AM   #7
octothorp
Franchise Player
 
octothorp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
Exp:
Default

Reporter: "Why isn't a body in a wall suspicious?"
Officer: "Because it turns out the guy is a total stud."
octothorp is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:49 AM   #8
getbak
Franchise Player
 
getbak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
Exp:
Default

"In a wall"? Like blocked up inside the wall? How could that possibly not be suspicious?
__________________
Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
getbak is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:51 AM   #9
CaptainCrunch
Norm!
 
CaptainCrunch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by octothorp View Post
Reporter: "Why isn't a body in a wall suspicious?"
Officer: "Because it turns out the guy is a total stud."




__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 04-30-2018 at 12:16 PM.
CaptainCrunch is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 11:51 AM   #10
getbak
Franchise Player
 
getbak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
Exp:
Default

Typo/autocorrect for "stall" perhaps?
__________________
Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
getbak is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:52 AM   #11
Otto-matic
Franchise Player
 
Otto-matic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
Exp:
Default

https://twitter.com/user/status/991006876883083264

https://twitter.com/user/status/991007861932109827
Otto-matic is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:52 AM   #12
MRCboicgy
Referee
 
MRCboicgy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

The old turtles that used to be in Devonian Gardens are the prime suspects. Took a pound a flesh before getting shipped off.
__________________
You’re just old hate balls.
--Funniest mod complaint in CP history.
MRCboicgy is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:52 AM   #13
DownhillGoat
Franchise Player
 
DownhillGoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Exp:
Default

I'm wondering if it's just a poor choice of wording? Squatter in a crawl space behind the wall or something?

I'm having my doubts he was actually sealed in mob-style.
DownhillGoat is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:56 AM   #14
Otto-matic
Franchise Player
 
Otto-matic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle View Post
i'm wondering if it's just a poor choice of wording? Squatter in a crawl space behind the wall or something?

I'm having my doubts he was actually sealed in mob-style.
https://twitter.com/user/status/991012749894340608
Otto-matic is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 11:58 AM   #15
CorsiHockeyLeague
Franchise Player
 
CorsiHockeyLeague's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Is it holding a wine cask?
God damnit. All I wanted was to come in here and post about the thousand injuries of Fortunato and how I had borne them as best I could, and you had to ruin it.
__________________
"The great promise of the Internet was that more information would automatically yield better decisions. The great disappointment is that more information actually yields more possibilities to confirm what you already believed anyway." - Brian Eno
CorsiHockeyLeague is offline  
The Following User Says Thank You to CorsiHockeyLeague For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 12:02 PM   #16
InglewoodFan
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Exp:
Default

Women's bathroom? Did a pervert peeper get stuck?
InglewoodFan is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to InglewoodFan For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 12:04 PM   #17
undercoverbrother
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
Exp:
Default

hmmmmm
__________________
Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993

Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
Just ignore me...I'm in a mood today.
undercoverbrother is offline  
The Following User Says Thank You to undercoverbrother For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 12:04 PM   #18
Fuzz
Franchise Player
 
Fuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by InglewoodFan View Post
Women's bathroom? Did a pervert peeper get stuck?
Peter puller pervert peeper picked a pretty poor place to peep people?
Fuzz is offline  
Old 04-30-2018, 12:05 PM   #19
undercoverbrother
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzz View Post
Peter puller pervert peeper picked a pretty poor place to peep people peeing?
fixed
__________________
Captain James P. DeCOSTE, CD, 18 Sep 1993

Corporal Jean-Marc H. BECHARD, 6 Aug 1993

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
Just ignore me...I'm in a mood today.
undercoverbrother is offline  
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to undercoverbrother For This Useful Post:
Old 04-30-2018, 12:05 PM   #20
skudr248
First Line Centre
 
skudr248's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Winchestertonfieldville Jail
Exp:
Default

Unclear gender? how long was the body in there for jesus... so weird.

And who is Jimmy Hoffa?
skudr248 is offline  
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:10 AM.

Calgary Flames
2023-24




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021