04-30-2018, 11:40 AM
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Jimmy Hoffa?
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04-30-2018, 11:43 AM
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#3
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
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04-30-2018, 11:48 AM
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#4
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
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You never know, the deceased could have climbed into the wall and patched it up behind them of their own volition. They might be looking at the most elaborate suicide that Calgary has ever seen.
Or maybe he was taking a break during construction, had a heart attack and the dry wallers never noticed him in the wall before installing their panels
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04-30-2018, 11:48 AM
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Norm!
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Is it holding a wine cask?
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04-30-2018, 11:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
"Still determining whether or not the death is suspicious" I know that's a figure of speech, but it's obviously not natural causes...
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Possibly someone working above, and fell into a wall cavity, broke their neck and died? Otherwise ya, the Hoffa thing.
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04-30-2018, 11:49 AM
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#7
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Reporter: "Why isn't a body in a wall suspicious?"
Officer: "Because it turns out the guy is a total stud."
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04-30-2018, 11:49 AM
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#8
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"In a wall"? Like blocked up inside the wall? How could that possibly not be suspicious?
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04-30-2018, 11:51 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by octothorp
Reporter: "Why isn't a body in a wall suspicious?"
Officer: "Because it turns out the guy is a total stud."
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04-30-2018, 11:51 AM
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Location: Calgary, AB
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Typo/autocorrect for "stall" perhaps?
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04-30-2018, 11:52 AM
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04-30-2018, 11:52 AM
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Location: Calgary
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The old turtles that used to be in Devonian Gardens are the prime suspects. Took a pound a flesh before getting shipped off.
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04-30-2018, 11:52 AM
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I'm wondering if it's just a poor choice of wording? Squatter in a crawl space behind the wall or something?
I'm having my doubts he was actually sealed in mob-style.
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04-30-2018, 11:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle
i'm wondering if it's just a poor choice of wording? Squatter in a crawl space behind the wall or something?
I'm having my doubts he was actually sealed in mob-style.
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https://twitter.com/user/status/991012749894340608
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04-30-2018, 11:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Is it holding a wine cask?
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God damnit. All I wanted was to come in here and post about the thousand injuries of Fortunato and how I had borne them as best I could, and you had to ruin it.
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04-30-2018, 12:02 PM
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Women's bathroom? Did a pervert peeper get stuck?
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04-30-2018, 12:04 PM
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hmmmmm
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04-30-2018, 12:04 PM
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Women's bathroom? Did a pervert peeper get stuck?
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Peter puller pervert peeper picked a pretty poor place to peep people?
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04-30-2018, 12:05 PM
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Quote:
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Peter puller pervert peeper picked a pretty poor place to peep people peeing?
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fixed
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04-30-2018, 12:05 PM
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#20
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Unclear gender? how long was the body in there for jesus... so weird.
And who is Jimmy Hoffa?
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