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Old 11-15-2021, 08:29 AM   #1
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Extreme weather in Egypt brought out a swarm of scorpions from their nests, resulting in hundreds of people in the southern city of Aswan being stung and three people dying from their injuries, according to multiple reports.

At least 450 people were injured by scorpion stings on Friday, an Egyptian health ministry official said, according to the BBC.
They just look like pure evil




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That's gonna be a 'no' from me, dawg.
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Old 11-15-2021, 08:37 AM   #3
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Ugh. The scorpions are just the worst.
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The Scorpions know that 2020 is over right? They missed their shot.

Crawl back to wherever you came from and wait for the next year of epic tragedy.
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Old 11-15-2021, 08:54 AM   #6
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Its in their nature.
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I’ve hated these pieces of #### ever since one killed Antie.
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I hear they can rock you like a hurricane. They got off lucky.
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My buddy had these growing up. I could handle his tarantulas, but never trusted the scorpions.
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Old 11-15-2021, 09:22 AM   #10
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During my brief stay in the Negev Desert in Israel, I was warned to always shake out my shoes before I put them on in case there was a scorpion in them. Which is when I knew it would be a brief stay.
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As this is a hockey forum, this reminds me of this:

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I remember my first morning at my buddies house in South Africa.

My wife got out of bed and then jumped right back in.

I looked down at the floor and there was a scorpion right by the bed.

I was thinking about next steps when my buddy came running in holding a flip flop asking what was up.

We told him and calmly walked around and slapped the flip flop on it killing it.

"Coffee is made" as he walked.

Great start to a great trip.
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Old 11-15-2021, 10:55 AM   #14
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Has anyone ever seen the species that is native to southern Saskatchewan, Alberta, and BC?

When I was a kid, a friend and I were camping on an island on Lake of the Woods in Northwestern Ontario and I swear we saw some, however it is supposed to be outside of their range. I really want to go back there one day to look and see if I can find them again.
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What a genius idea for mother nature to make a miniature lobster with the addition of a stinger on its tail. Small enough that you may not notice it until you've been stung.
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I like snakes and have held many, including pythons. I’d have one as as a pet if it didn’t freak my wife out. I’ve held tarantulas. These things freak me out.
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I have no love for scorpions, but I find them less off putting than snakes or spiders. Snakes and spiders give me the heebee jeebies.
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I have no love for scorpions, but I find them less off putting than snakes or spiders. Snakes and spiders give me the heebee jeebies.
I once had a Black Widow stroll across my arms.

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In fairness...he can be pretty insistent when he wants people's attention...constantly angrily demanding people to 'get over here!'

They could use him in Parliament. Things would get done!

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