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Old 04-18-2024, 01:35 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Do you wash your legs?

Or do you just let the water and gravity do the work?

Personally, I do wash them but they don't get the attention that other body parts do.
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Once a month when they start to itch.
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Old 04-18-2024, 01:38 PM   #3
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I work top to bottom so skipping my legs on the way to washing my feet would feel insane.
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On my basic we had a "how to shower" class. One poor dude stood in the shower and they walked him through the expected process for showering.

I #### you not.

And people had questions.

It was ridiculous.

To your question I go:

>Hair
>rinse
>Arms/Armpits/chest/shoulders
>rinse
>Nibbley bits (front & back)
>rinse
>legs
>rinse
>face
>rinse
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Yeah I scrub everything, top to bottom. I'm not an animal
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Yes. Absolutely. Sometimes I even wash my penis.
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I don't care what the haters say, my prefered method of cleaning myself is a bath. Unless of course I am filthy.
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Yes. Absolutely. Sometimes I even wash my penis.
I'm blessed so I count that as a leg.
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Old 04-18-2024, 01:48 PM   #10
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On my basic we had a "how to shower" class. One poor dude stood in the shower and they walked him through the expected process for showering.

I #### you not.

And people had questions.

It was ridiculous.

To your question I go:

>Hair
>rinse
>Arms/Armpits/chest/shoulders
>rinse
>Nibbley bits (front & back)
>rinse
>legs
>rinse
>face
>rinse
Dafaq are you rinsing so much for? Top to bottom then final rinse. We're in a drought, guy.
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Yep, but admittedly they receive the least attention out of the southerly regions of my bod.
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I played with a guy who wouldn't shower after hockey. Disgusting.
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Old 04-18-2024, 01:50 PM   #13
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I played with a guy who wouldn't shower after hockey. Disgusting.
You mean at hockey or at home?

Because I think it's disgusting showering in any public setting. I played hockey and would never shower until I got home.
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gross, double gross
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I played with a guy who wouldn't shower after hockey. Disgusting.
I've never been in a sport where a bunch of guys hop in the shower with their dongs out. Seems crazy. Like 80s ski movie crazy where I'd be expecting a bunch of naked chicks to come flooding in or something. If you tossed me into a hockey team right now I think I'd shower at home, too. Pretty hard to go from having a private shower basically your entire life to jumping in with a bunch of dudes.
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gross, double gross
So gross. I installed a 6' tub in my house because I thought it'd be nice to have a bath. I think I've used it twice. I just find the male body so repulsive, mine included, that laying there looking down on it floating in water is so off-putting that I just can't do it.
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Dafaq are you rinsing so much for? Top to bottom then final rinse. We're in a drought, guy.
Let me clarify, rinse is a loose term.

Turning around and getting hit with water equals rinsing, except at the end I give it a good go and my dong. It is ####ing massive and requires serous attention.
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You have legs?? Lucky you...I wish I had legs and then I'd wash 'em.

And I wish I was taller, then I'd be a baller!!
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You mean at hockey or at home?

Because I think it's disgusting showering in any public setting. I played hockey and would never shower until I got home.
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I've never been in a sport where a bunch of guys hop in the shower with their dongs out. Seems crazy. Like 80s ski movie crazy where I'd be expecting a bunch of naked chicks to come flooding in or something. If you tossed me into a hockey team right now I think I'd shower at home, too. Pretty hard to go from having a private shower basically your entire life to jumping in with a bunch of dudes.
Clearly y'all ain't ever played piss tag.
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Let me clarify, rinse is a loose term.

Turning around and getting hit with water equals rinsing, except at the end I give it a good go and my dong. It is ####ing massive and requires serous attention.
Okay, I gotcha. I probably roll similar. I thought you were, like, putting the soap away and stuff between each cycle.

Congrats on the big hog!
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