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Old 11-24-2022, 06:00 PM   #2961
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This is the Edmonton Oilers of formatting.
Ha ha
Yeah
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Old 11-24-2022, 06:26 PM   #2962
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Hah. I thought it was some weird form of haiku at first.
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Old 11-24-2022, 06:34 PM   #2964
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Hah. I thought it was some weird form of haiku at first.



Haiku is an art
That post is anything but
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Old 11-24-2022, 06:34 PM   #2965
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oilers haiku


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Old 11-24-2022, 06:41 PM   #2966
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Haiku is an art
That post is anything but
Oilers are No Good
Hey!!!!
I thought it made a good point
Just looked weird
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Old 11-24-2022, 06:42 PM   #2967
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Hey!!!!
I thought it made a good point
Just looked weird
The point was just fine. However, I think your ENTER key has the hiccups.
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Old 11-24-2022, 06:44 PM   #2968
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The point was just fine. However, I think your ENTER key has the hiccups.
I have absolutely no excuse for my horrible “enter” key usage
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Old 11-24-2022, 07:19 PM   #2969
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Oilers Haiku

greasy oilers slide
if only a saviour
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Oilers Haiku

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Old 11-24-2022, 08:05 PM   #2971
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Old 11-24-2022, 08:27 PM   #2974
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Something in the water
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Apparently holland said today that no trades were forthcoming
Got me thinking
With their cap situation, it’s pretty tough for them to do anything for a start
Then
What do they have to trade?
Yamamoto?
Puljujarvi?
That’s not gonna return much
All they have of value is their pick’s really
And
With Kane out
They might want to lottery protect that pick in this draft
So
They only have a couple of years left with there big forwards
And
They need to consider protecting any picks they trade
What a mess
Ha ha
I thought this was going to end with a line about a red wheelbarrow
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I thought this was going to end with a line about a red wheelbarrow
Ok ok
On paper it looks bad. But. The message is strong. We are witnessing them waste McDavid
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Hey!!!!
I thought it made a good point
Just looked weird



Hahahah but look at what you spawned!! An outpouring of Haikus unmatched and unrivaled in their beauty and truth Plus yeah I was just takin a piss Never take me seriously unless I use clever profanity.
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Hahahah but look at what you spawned!! An outpouring of Haikus unmatched and unrivaled in their beauty and truth Plus yeah I was just takin a piss Never take me seriously unless I use clever profanity.
Good point
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Old 11-24-2022, 09:15 PM   #2979
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it's amazing that the cycle can repeat to almost the same tune and timing every season and the next year they are none the wiser

some times I have doubts that it will be as glorious as the previous season but they always find a couple flimsy reasons to convince themselves that they are an unstoppable team of destiny in august to october . it is this phenomenon of mass amnesia up there and the clock resets every summer
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