You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[D as in David]

CP didn't get the most annoying poster it wanted, it got the most annoying poster(s) it deserved.

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

My money is on ZM, I can't compete with that.

I was hoping for a once in a life time settlement between us in the semi finals, alas I have pulled ZM in the next round and fear for my ability to continue.

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by dissentowner

My money is on ZM, I can't compete with that.

Naw you have the longevity. I only found out about CP in March.

You've been annoying this board for much longer! May the best man win! Good luck!

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

Naw you have the longevity. I only found out about CP in March.

You've been annoying this board for much longer! May the best man win! Good luck!

and boy have you gone nuts. 50 posts a day! Gold medalist for most posts! lol

[White Out 403]

The crap I'm taking right now is so awful. It's burning my ass. I just know I'm going to have to shower after this

[Mazrim]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

I only found out about CP in March.

Posts like this aren't common from people who've only been on the forum for a little while:
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpo...1&postcount=36

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

The crap I'm taking right now is so awful. It's burning my ass. I just know I'm going to have to shower after this

how annoying.

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by Mazrim

Posts like this aren't common from people who've only been on the forum for a little while:
https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpo...1&postcount=36

That was sarcasm.

[Zary's-Mustache]

People on Facebook marketplace are so annoying.

Why list something if you don't wanna sell?

Been trying to buy a ride on vehicle for my kid and nobody ever replies and when they do they're so shady and hesitant to send the address.

Have one guy now telling me the area he lives in after me asking for the address. Like should I guess your house bud? It's like pulling teeth. Good reminder why I never use Facebook.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

People on Facebook marketplace are so annoying.

Why list something if you don't wanna sell?

Been trying to buy a ride on vehicle for my kid and nobody ever replies and when they do they're so shady and hesitant to send the address.

Have one guy now telling me the area he lives in after me asking for the address. Like should I guess your house bud? It's like pulling teeth. Good reminder why I never use Facebook.

Give Kijiji a try instead. It’s so much better.

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Give Kijiji a try instead. It’s so much better.

I usually do and you're right KIJIJI is so much better but the ride on I want I can only find on Facebook.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by iggy_oi

Dare to dream!



I don’t know about that, they’ve been automating a lot of their customer service for years and it’s the darnedest thing but the prices haven’t gone down

(I know you’re just kidding but had to get that one in lol)

Checks notes...yep dividends are strong and share price is up!! See it does work!! (Just kidding too lazy to actually check notes but probably correct)

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Looch City

Anyone else have hoards of wasps around the base of large trees?? Think they're attracted to the aphid sticky #### or something. Gross.

There is a service that will come and spray for this. https://www.onemanandaladybug.ca/

A couple hundred bucks.

Works.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Titan2

There is a service that will come and spray for this. https://www.onemanandaladybug.ca/

A couple hundred bucks.

Works.

Good thing you didn’t quote White Out 403 and his spicy cinnamon ring.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Good thing you didn’t quote White Out 403 and his spicy cinnamon ring.

d'oh! missed opportunity

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Zary's-Mustache

I usually do and you're right KIJIJI is so much better but the ride on I want I can only find on Facebook.

Then you need to contact the person on Facebook again and say that they must post their item on Kijiji and you’ll be in touch again on there. Simple.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

Anyone who couldn’t foresee that thread becoming a flaming trainwreck within 24 hours doesn’t understand this forum as well as they like to think.

It wasn't though. The normies had it under control.

A few village idiots making a racket doesn't mean they successfully derailed the train. They were essentially just posting noise while the adults bantered playfully.

It's ok, we'll turn this into the new unofficial thread.

It is "grind my gears" after all.

LOL at Diss beating Pepsi. At least he has his participation ribbon for consolation.

[btimbit]

Trolls who didn't even volunteer to participate and/or pulled out later, then getting something ruined for everyone else rather than just getting kicked out themselves for trolling and causing all the trouble, is the most CP thing that's happened in a long time

It's my favourite thread ever.

[Zary's-Mustache]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

The crap I'm taking right now is so awful. It's burning my ass. I just know I'm going to have to shower after this

Bidet. How doesn't every household have one? Literally takes 5 minutes to install and can be had for under $35.

Comes in handy for those spicy poops as well.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Okay I need to fluff myself a little for this round:

In case you guys need a refresher

-Wall of Shame creator - I shamed you, I shamed you hard
-Nominated for both the current and legacy pools
-Pepsi's most hated poster
-Probably the "good" CP Oiler fans' most hated poster
-Quickest turn around after a (self) ban
-Has probably been mean to you at least once between my last and current accounts, and you'll remember because I'm a real jerk
-Generally grating posting style
-We need to cool Diss' ego after unseating the great and terrible Pepsi