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Old 09-04-2024, 12:45 PM   #20201
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Just take away any of the nukes that are in that corner and I'm on board.

Just tell them that nukes are a Dem plot to seed the earth with liberal wokeism as they launch, and they'll bury them in concrete.
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Old 09-04-2024, 12:52 PM   #20202
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Honestly at this point I'm all for giving MAGA their own little corner of the country and letting them secede. Go nuts.
Confine them to Texas, Florida and the MAGL states (Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Louisiana) and put up a wall. And make them pay for it.
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Honestly at this point I'm all for giving MAGA their own little corner of the country and letting them secede. Go nuts.
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:10 PM   #20204
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The underrated part of walling off the Civil War South and letting the cultists inhabit it is that it would draw far-righties from around the world to live in their woke-free utopia, cleaning up more countries than just the US. The wall is paramount, as is a naval blockade, so that when it inevitably becomes North (America) Korea they are stuck there.
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:23 PM   #20205
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The underrated part of walling off the Civil War South and letting the cultists inhabit it is that it would draw far-righties from around the world to live in their woke-free utopia, cleaning up more countries than just the US. The wall is paramount, as is a naval blockade, so that when it inevitably becomes North (America) Korea they are stuck there.
It might draw in people from others countries by being viewed as a mecca but would they be permitted in?
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:24 PM   #20206
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It might draw in people from others countries by being viewed as a mecca but would they be permitted in?
Not if they called it a mecca they sure wouldn't...
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:26 PM   #20207
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Yeah I'm pretty sure Brexiters and Convoy ####s and the like would be welcomed with open arms. As long as the fit the default profile (white, Christian....that's about it), the more the merrier. Could even called it the "United States of Christ" for good measure.
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:33 PM   #20208
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FFS, Texas has purged 1MM names from their voter rolls. The fix is in.
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And yet, they beat the Oilers. I can't be mad at them.
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Old 09-04-2024, 01:50 PM   #20210
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Tucker is part of this as well, shocking nobody.

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Old 09-04-2024, 02:12 PM   #20211
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I’m giving the Dems a 75% chance. I don’t believe polls.
I get what you're saying here, but would you give 3:1 odds and actually put money on that? My point isn't that you don't believe what you're saying... my point is that a statement of your belief in the odds is literally meaningless unless there's some commitment based on your belief.

This is a 1-trial event that can never be replicated to find out what the probabilities really were. Your odds can never be checked to see how right/ wrong you may be. The same goes for Nate Silver et al.... saying it's a 55/45 race is meaningless.

Sorry... I'm just tired of these meaningless predictions. The only poll that matters is the vote itself.
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Honestly at this point I'm all for giving MAGA their own little corner of the country and letting them secede. Go nuts.
I'd be all for taking in the sane portion of the country and building a wall around the rest

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Sadly I think Alberta would be in the green part.
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Lol in what ####ing world are Nevada, New Jersey and Maryland in "Jesusland"? Also, yeah, Burta and Sask are definitely Jesusland, you know Bustits would have us joining America in a heartbeat.
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The only problem with that map is that Colorado is currently a blue state and has been for a few election cycles now. Not sure they would want to be lumped in with the rest of Jesusland.
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Same with New Mexico, or would that just go back to Mexico?
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Yeah that map is severely outdated. Partitioning the South back makes the most sense, plus that way they already have a flag, coat of arms, national anthem etc...
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"Jesusland" lol... headed by the furthest person from an actual Christian you'll ever find.
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Sadly I think Alberta would be in the green part.
Albertans are less religious than Californians.
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