07-20-2017, 02:01 PM
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#7541
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Nufy
And if you do end up having to wear an Oilers Jersey...Just do it for the game...
then go home and
Shower
*[try not to cry in the shower]
*[cry a lot]
Disinfect
Say 12 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers
Drink heavily to remove the memory
and
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Fixed it for you.
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07-24-2017, 10:19 AM
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#7542
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2016
Location: ATCO Field, Section 201
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Bump/
Edmonton is no good.
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07-24-2017, 10:24 AM
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#7543
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
Bump/
Edmonton is no good.
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You're doing God's work.
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07-24-2017, 11:03 AM
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#7544
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Lifetime Suspension
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Just checked again.
Confirmed - they're really, really bad.
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07-24-2017, 11:08 AM
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#7545
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djsFlames
Just checked again.
Confirmed - they're really, really bad.
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I'm looking forward to next season when everything doesnt go their way, that'll be fun.
"But, but, but McDavid!"
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07-24-2017, 11:14 AM
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#7546
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Does this still belong here even though Eberle isn't an Oiler anymore?
https://sports.yahoo.com/jordan-eber...175827508.html
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Ah, weddings. A time to celebrate the joining of a happy couple in matrimony. A time to reconnect with old friends. A time to sing loudly and terribly in celebration of an open bar.
The wedding of Jordan Eberle and Lauren Rodych appeared to have all of these elements, which might be bittersweet to see for Edmonton Oilers fans.
Eberle was traded to the New York Islanders in June after 507 games with the franchise. Among his wedding guests: Current Oilers like Connor McDavid and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, as well as former Oiler and current New Jersey Devils star Taylor Hall.
They may not have won a Stanley Cup together. But damn if they can’t belt out “Wagon Wheel” at a wedding:
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Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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07-24-2017, 11:21 AM
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#7547
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Is it not a coincidence that Eberle gets married after leaving the Oilers?
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07-24-2017, 11:32 AM
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#7548
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
I'm looking forward to next season when everything doesnt go their way, that'll be fun.
"But, but, but McDavid!"
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the 7 stages of Oilers grief for the 2017-2018 season. These stages should start on about Jan 1st when they're firmly out of a playoff spot
1) Shock - This wasn't supposed to happen, the cup is our destiny. I can't believe how much the NHL is screwing us. Talbot sucks. Draisaitl is way overpaid at $9 million. Thanks alot me $12 million dollar man.
2) Denial - I can't believe that I let this team of sucks take my money every year. Its unbearable watching all of these teams ahead of us and they don't have a McDavid. No way man, all Oiler fans agree, we have an awesome future. I can't believe that the Canucks are ahead of us.
3) Anger - F you Draisaitl F you Mr 9 million bucks. Screw you Chia, you can't win a trade to save your life and now we're in cap hell. Way to go $12 million dollar man, Maybe you can act like you give a crap. Nice job Talbot you fluky piece of garbage. Trade Nuge he's soft and he doesn't care. Quit screwing us NHL, every game you screw us.
4) Bargaining - Please god, if you let the Oilers be good again I promise not to be a over bearing arrogant jerk, I promise I won't go to opposition fan sites and pretend to be fans of their team while I post my passive aggressive BS.
5) Depression - (sniffling sound). We're done, we're finished, I guess outside of McDavid and Talbot, we're not that good, I can't believe we have Chia as our GM, we're going to be in cap hell and lose trades forever, and we have no prospect depth to help us out.
6) Testing - Its awesome we should get a great draft pick this year to add to Connor. Just think of the riches we'll get at the trade deadline when Chia starts trading the deadweight. At least I have the NFL.
7) Acceptance - Yeah, its not so bad, think about the draft party and the thrill of the lottery ball dropping and the gold card coming up. We're truly building something special up here.
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07-24-2017, 11:59 AM
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#7550
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissTeeks
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Connor was invited in the hopes of a killer wedding present.
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07-24-2017, 12:03 PM
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#7551
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashasx
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It seems a shame that I've wiped my ass with better 'Journalism' than that.
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07-24-2017, 12:21 PM
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#7552
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashasx
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Its funny that his column is listed as "The Cult of Hockey."
It makes you wonder who is screwing with whom?
Cult indeed....
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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07-24-2017, 01:36 PM
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#7553
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashasx
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Voted 10 and A
Keep up the good work Chiarelli!
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07-24-2017, 01:39 PM
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#7554
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enoch Root
Voted 10 and A
Keep up the good work Chiarelli!
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Same here!
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07-24-2017, 01:55 PM
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#7555
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maple Bay, B.C.
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I gave Chia a 9 because that's what I hope he gives Draisaitl...
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07-24-2017, 02:11 PM
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#7556
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashasx
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The kool-aid runs deep in that one. 100 points and a Stanley Cup appearance is the call. Unless McDavid scores 100+ points and Talbot is a Vezina winner, not a chance of either of those things happening. All the good things that went well for the Oilers last year - career seasons, unexpected production from role players, a soft schedule - aren't going to happen two years in a row. Not possible, even if McJesus walks on water and passes out loaves and fishes to the unwashed masses (emphasis on unwashed) in Edmonton.
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07-24-2017, 02:15 PM
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#7557
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dash_pinched
I gave Chia a 9 because that's what I hope he gives Draisaitl...
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I dont.
Look, the Oilers have an organizational history of handing out identical contracts.
Dr. Drai should get his 8 x $12.5.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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07-24-2017, 07:56 PM
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#7558
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First Line Centre
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Really I would expect nothing less from Dumpmonton. I'm not even surprised.
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07-24-2017, 08:01 PM
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#7559
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Strathmore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nobles_point
Really I would expect nothing less from Dumpmonton. I'm not even surprised.
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Isn't this in Toronto?
Sigh, the things people say.
Oilers blow, so funny to see some of these fans here.
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07-24-2017, 08:10 PM
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#7560
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Pas, MB
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So that explains why the Blue Jays turned up the suck this season.
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