I wonder which batteries are the best for pelting people? AAAs seem way too light. AAs might be good, but I think Cs or 9V are probably the best for distance and pelt. A 9V thrown overhand, but like a skipping stone, would probably go pretty far, and if it impacted perfectly, the mark on the recipient's face would be hilarious. Ds might be right for someone strong. A D to the face would really suck. Yeah. Wait, what are we talking about?
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I do have to say though, having a mascot shooting people with the t-shirt cannon at centre ice is arguably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time and probably only acceptable in Philadelphia.
The City of Brotherly Love and T-Shirt Cannon Assassinations.
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but Scorch murdered a first responder in cold blood.
Cold. Blood.
And thats why nobody messes with him. And in fairness, Scorch is an ember and that first responder was a Fire Fighter, it was really 'Kill or Be Killed.'
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