04-24-2022, 06:46 PM
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#101
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Brendone
WTF goes on down there that your needing a bath each time? Mix in some fibre sometime? Stop pinching it off at 60%? Talk about savages.
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If you got #### on your hand, would you wipe it off with a Kleenex, or would you wash your hand?
Dry wiping without wet wipes or a bidet is absolutely disgusting.
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04-24-2022, 07:02 PM
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#102
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
If you got #### on your hand, would you wipe it off with a Kleenex, or would you wash your hand?
Dry wiping without wet wipes or a bidet is absolutely disgusting.
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Definitely wash the hands, although I don’t get a lot of poo on them… and as a rule, I avoid handling things with my anus, so 95% poo free until shower time is usually pretty safe. On a “rough” day, dabbing with wet TP should get you up to par, but hoping it’s not required that often, or maybe see your physician?
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04-24-2022, 07:06 PM
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#103
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendone
Definitely wash the hands, although I don’t get a lot of poo on them… and as a rule, I avoid handling things with my anus, so 95% poo free until shower time is usually pretty safe. On a “rough” day, dabbing with wet TP should get you up to par, but hoping it’s not required that often, or maybe see your physician?
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Do you have a completely flat and hairless ass?
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04-24-2022, 07:09 PM
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#104
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Scroopy Noopers
Do you have a completely flat and hairless ass?
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Pretty flat, and I sure don’t have to braid it
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04-24-2022, 07:09 PM
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#105
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Lifetime Suspension
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Edmonton?
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04-24-2022, 07:11 PM
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#106
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Funny this thread came up as a sister duo were asking the celebs at the Expo during their panels if they are yay or nay to bidets.
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04-24-2022, 08:36 PM
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#107
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
If you got #### on your hand, would you wipe it off with a Kleenex, or would you wash your hand?
Dry wiping without wet wipes or a bidet is absolutely disgusting.
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Thank you. That is the jist of it in principle. I can never understand how neanderthal dry wiping is and that it continues going on in a civil society. Babies don't even get wiped with dry wipes, how can adults do it in good conscience? 
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04-24-2022, 08:42 PM
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#108
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Self Imposed Retirement
Join Date: Dec 2020
Location: Calgary
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So if you’re using a bidet, what do you dry yourself with, I would assume a towel but then what do you do with it? That’s why I think just using TP and flushing is cleaner and more practical in my view anyway.
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04-24-2022, 08:43 PM
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#109
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Scoring Winger
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I haven't run into a public bathroom that has a bidet and I hate having pee on the seat before I sit on it. Everytime I need to go in a public bathroom I just dip the large paper wad of one ply in the bowl (I preflush if someone left some nasties behind), then I pre clean the seat with that and save it in my hand until I need to wipe, it's still wet so why not? I'm pretty sophisticated though, definitely bourgeoisie! I'd fit in well with those wet wipe and wet TP folk.
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04-24-2022, 08:57 PM
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#110
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Macman
So if you’re using a bidet, what do you dry yourself with, I would assume a towel but then what do you do with it? That’s why I think just using TP and flushing is cleaner and more practical in my view anyway.
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No, just one pat dry with TP.
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04-24-2022, 11:13 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES
I haven't run into a public bathroom that has a bidet and I hate having pee on the seat before I sit on it. Everytime I need to go in a public bathroom I just dip the large paper wad of one ply in the bowl (I preflush if someone left some nasties behind), then I pre clean the seat with that and save it in my hand until I need to wipe, it's still wet so why not? I'm pretty sophisticated though, definitely bourgeoisie! I'd fit in well with those wet wipe and wet TP folk.
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wiping with the bowl water from a public crapper doesn't sound, healthy?
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04-24-2022, 11:29 PM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Originally Posted by Sliver
No, just one pat dry with TP.
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Some people keep a dedicated towel if they’re not patient enough for the dryer. The dryers are underpowered. A collaboration with Xcelerator would be amazing.
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04-25-2022, 04:37 AM
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#113
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES
I haven't run into a public bathroom that has a bidet and I hate having pee on the seat before I sit on it. Everytime I need to go in a public bathroom I just dip the large paper wad of one ply in the bowl (I preflush if someone left some nasties behind), then I pre clean the seat with that and save it in my hand until I need to wipe, it's still wet so why not? I'm pretty sophisticated though, definitely bourgeoisie! I'd fit in well with those wet wipe and wet TP folk.
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04-25-2022, 08:56 AM
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#114
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evil of fart
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I don't even want dry-wipers sitting in my car or on my couch. We need like a vaccine passport-style system where I can scan a QR code before I interact with you so I know if you have fecal matter all over your body. Dry-wipers need to be shamed and to just stay home.
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04-25-2022, 10:09 AM
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#116
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES
I haven't run into a public bathroom that has a bidet and I hate having pee on the seat before I sit on it. Everytime I need to go in a public bathroom I just dip the large paper wad of one ply in the bowl (I preflush if someone left some nasties behind), then I pre clean the seat with that and save it in my hand until I need to wipe, it's still wet so why not? I'm pretty sophisticated though, definitely bourgeoisie! I'd fit in well with those wet wipe and wet TP folk.
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You clean the seat, with bowl water, and then use that TP (wet with bowl water and strangers' urine) to wipe? And that's bourgeoisie? I have been using that word wrong my whole life.
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04-25-2022, 10:15 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Originally Posted by puckedoff
You clean the seat, with bowl water, and then use that TP (wet with bowl water and strangers' urine) to wipe? And that's bourgeoisie? I have been using that word wrong my whole life.
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That must have been a joke post?? Like would they not dampened a paper towel or something in the sink before going to the toilet?
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04-25-2022, 10:30 AM
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#118
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Wormius
That must have been a joke post?? Like would they not dampened a paper towel or something in the sink before going to the toilet?
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It has to be a joke post. Gotta take some water from the sink.
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04-25-2022, 10:46 AM
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#119
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by fleury
It has to be a joke post. Gotta take some water from the sink.
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Of course it was a joke. I hover for what it's worth. I also don't ever wet my tp, gross! I do miss my $30 Costco bidet when travelling though. Once you've used one you really miss it.
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04-25-2022, 11:05 AM
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#120
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by IGGYRULES
Of course it was a joke. I hover for what it's worth. I also don't ever wet my tp, gross! I do miss my $30 Costco bidet when travelling though. Once you've used one you really miss it.
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Dude, this travel one is on sale on Amazon right now (click on the $10 coupon and it's only $30). I have it and it's awesome. Does look like you're hauling around a dildo, but whatever.
Also, sometimes in a pinch you can just spit on your TP. Gross, yeah, but if it's good enough for hot pornstars to do I don't see what makes me so special that I should be above it.
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