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Old 11-11-2020, 12:05 PM   #81
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Bio Bidet Ultimate 770 is on sale at Costco right now for $80 off. Heated seat, heated water, night light, user profiles, massage feature...seems pretty solid at $320. I just ordered one.

With this, I'll now have a bidet on all three toilets in my house (this'll replace the cold water one currently in the master bath). Fata yeah.
Congratulations! It's a great step up from the cold water to the more civilized heated version.
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Bio Bidet Ultimate 770 is on sale at Costco right now for $80 off. Heated seat, heated water, night light, user profiles, massage feature...seems pretty solid at $320. I just ordered one.

With this, I'll now have a bidet on all three toilets in my house (this'll replace the cold water one currently in the master bath). Fata yeah.

I wonder what the differences are between that and their USPA6800?

I wish the dryer was a bit more powerful and the water stayed warm longer. You get one cleaning blast and then its cold water after that.
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Do you have electrical outlets near each of your toilets?
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Do you have electrical outlets near each of your toilets?
Had my sparky put one in when I redid the washroom
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Do you have electrical outlets near each of your toilets?
Near enough that it doesn't stand out as looking tacky. At least IMO. One needs a short extension cord, but it's tucked away. The other is close enough. If doing a reno, I would add one below the countertop.

I think in the future though, I would maybe look for a toilet with it integrated in, cause it does look a bit bulky.
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Today I saw this ad. They are not messing around with the language.


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Today I saw this ad. They are not messing around with the language.



I don’t know how to feel about the text on the control being oriented like that. I suppose to a person sitting there and looking down, it’s fine - but if you’re standing in front going pee, that would be aggravating. Just write “Tushy” sideways.
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So, one of my bidets crapped out. Not literally, but the reservoir failed to contain the water and caused me much distress as water rained down from my ceiling basement.

Thankfully Costco's return policy was pretty sweet, but I missed a deal on the same model, so now looking for a new one. Sliver probably has recommendations, but has anybody else installed one recently with hot water and heated seat? Preferably without a reservoir tank, as I see some now have "unlimited" water, which is nice for back to back poo sessions you don't get blasted with cold water.
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In my culture people wet half the paper with each wipe. Clean butt = no skids. Crazy that people still use completely dry paper.
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In my culture people wet half the paper with each wipe. Clean butt = no skids. Crazy that people still use completely dry paper.
How do you wet it? Pre wet a few before starting? Spit? Dip in bowl?
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In my culture people wet half the paper with each wipe. Clean butt = no skids. Crazy that people still use completely dry paper.
Is the paper made of different stuff???? Or is it: clean butt = no skids, tens of tiny paper balls all over your ass?
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Is the paper made of different stuff???? Or is it: clean butt = no skids, tens of tiny paper balls all over your ass?
Lol. You only get white balls if you’re pressing too hard or wiping back and forth. Nobody does that.
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What if you’ve been cursed with a hairy butt?
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Is the paper made of different stuff???? Or is it: clean butt = no skids, tens of tiny paper balls all over your ass?
This guy wipes.
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I got the Costco brondells when it went on sale just before the pandemic. It has been a dream the past couple years, with no issues. They were both really easy to install.

I forget the model, but one has a remote, and the other has an arm. Both have the same features.
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people still use toilet paper? wet wipes ftw, you savages!

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WTF goes on down there that your needing a bath each time? Mix in some fibre sometime? Stop pinching it off at 60%? Talk about savages.
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Yeah I’m a peasant but I say it proudly.
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So, one of my bidets crapped out. Not literally, but the reservoir failed to contain the water and caused me much distress as water rained down from my ceiling basement.

Thankfully Costco's return policy was pretty sweet, but I missed a deal on the same model, so now looking for a new one. Sliver probably has recommendations, but has anybody else installed one recently with hot water and heated seat? Preferably without a reservoir tank, as I see some now have "unlimited" water, which is nice for back to back poo sessions you don't get blasted with cold water.
Or just man up and get a standard cold water one, much cheaper and no tank to worry about. Plus the cold water can be quite refreshing, especially the morning after a beer and hot wings night
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