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Old 05-08-2012, 05:55 PM   #1
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/08/showbi...html?c=&page=1
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:58 PM   #2
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"In the first incident, Travolta allegedly groped a male massage therapist repeatedly and finally masturbated himself during the two-hour session in a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 16"..
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:05 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:15 PM   #4
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The part of him masturbating after multiple gropings is just weird as ####.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:17 PM   #5
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:20 PM   #6
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and finally masturbated himself
Who else could he masturbate?
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:11 PM   #8
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Isnt there a big difference between being charged and being sued?
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:20 PM   #9
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I heard this on the radio today, but I am going with BS as well on this.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:23 PM   #10
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Isnt there a big difference between being charged and being sued?
True my bad, he's being sued not charged.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:26 PM   #11
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I guess he figured the tight blowfish was not on the menu, so he went with the taffy pull
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:43 PM   #12
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Well there's been rumours about him being gay for a long time, and as science has proven all gay men are serial molesters!

... yes I'm obviously joking.
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It's going to take one heck of an auditing to get rid of those engrams.

(I have no idea if that sentence is grammatically correct)
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Old 05-09-2012, 12:33 PM   #15
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Oh those wacky scientologists. Always up to shenanigans.
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Sooooo . . . no happy ending

John booked the wrong service.

He doesn't strike me as a Craigslist guy though
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Travolta: Tom! Hey Tom, this is John Travolta.

Cruise: Oh hey John.

Travolta: Tom, you've gotta come out of the closet. Oh my Gahd.

Cruise: L. Ron Hubbard doesn't think I'm a great actor.

Travolta: Mm-maybe you took what he said out of context. Okay, 's like, if you don't come out, can I at least come in and talk to you?

Cruise: Oh... Okay, but no tricks.

Travolta: No tricks. [gives the group standing out in the hall a thumbs-up. The door opens and John goes into the closet.] Hey, it's really nice n here.

Cruise: Yeah, see?

Travolta: I feel really safe. Oh my Gahd.

Randy: [knocks] Hello? [tries to force the door open] Hey, come out of there!

Field Reporter: Tom, it now appears that John Travolta is also in the closet, and he refuses to come out. Here with more details once again, is R. Kelly.

R. Kelly : (singing) I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
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Xenu made him do it.
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Maybe he was thinking that Xenu was given him the old rub and tug.
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