No, I'm not a terrorist.
Anyways, trying to find out if anybody has seen any super cheap deals on pay as you go phones. I am going to be going to the hospital, and they say don't bring anything valuable, but they also won't give me an exact time I'm going to be done, and I have to have somebody pick me up. So I need to be able to make and receive a call or two. Plus there's been a few times where it would be handy to have a cell phone that I don't care if it gets wrecked, like going rafting or something.
I was sure I had seen phones for around $20 that included air time. I checked all the main websites and came up empty; the only one was Staples had a $5 phone with $50 of air time, but somehow they are all sold out.