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Old 07-04-2019, 09:40 AM   #7001
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They'll always have Carrot Top.
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the thinning of the Ozone layer
The Ozone layer is actually repairing itself.

We'll need to go back to CFCs if we want to eliminate the gingers. Which, coincidentally (or not!) a company in China was caught doing recently.
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Old 07-04-2019, 09:42 AM   #7003
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They'll always have Carrot Top.
Carrot Top is the Ginger Community's Herpes.

You can cover him up, try and ignore him and sometimes he even goes away for a while....but hes always there...waiting...
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Carrot Top is the Ginger Community's Herpes.

You can cover him up, try and ignore him and sometimes he even goes away for a while....but hes always there...waiting...
Can your herpes have herpes?
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Old 07-04-2019, 09:55 AM   #7005
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Can your herpes have herpes?
I am unfamiliar with the limits and properties of 'Herpes Inception.'
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Sophie Turner played gingers Sansa and Jean Grey, and she isn't even a ginger!
Why did you have to ruin it for me?
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Old 07-04-2019, 11:52 AM   #7008
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How about the Spider-Man movies? Natural blonde, Kirsten Dunst played redhead Mary-Jane in the Maguire movies. Then, natural redhead, Emma Stone played blonde Gwen Stacy in the Garfield movies.


The world is a lie.
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Old 07-04-2019, 11:56 AM   #7009
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How about the Spider-Man movies? Natural blonde, Kirsten Dunst played redhead Mary-Jane in the Maguire movies. Then, natural redhead, Emma Stone played blonde Gwen Stacy in the Garfield movies.


The world is a lie.
Emma Stone is actually a blonde.
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Old 07-04-2019, 12:51 PM   #7010
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Emma Stone is actually a blonde.
so was Elvis.
everything is always a lie.
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Old 07-04-2019, 01:04 PM   #7011
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Emma Stone is actually a blonde.
Even the lie is a lie.
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:43 PM   #7012
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Sophie Turner played gingers Sansa and Jean Grey, and she isn't even a ginger!
I don’t necessarily have an issue with non ginger actors playing gingers. Turner has pale skin and looks the part. Her characters though? The most annoying GoT protagonist and the X-man who turns evil. Nice.

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How about the Spider-Man movies? Natural blonde, Kirsten Dunst played redhead Mary-Jane in the Maguire movies. Then, natural redhead, Emma Stone played blonde Gwen Stacy in the Garfield movies.


The world is a lie.
In the new Spider-man MJ is a brunette and Peter’s “diverse” class doesn’t feature one red head!

I never thought I’d say this but thank god for Ed Sheeran.
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I don’t necessarily have an issue with non ginger actors playing gingers. Turner has pale skin and looks the part. Her characters though? The most annoying GoT protagonist and the X-man who turns evil. Nice.



In the new Spider-man MJ is a brunette and Peter’s “diverse” class doesn’t feature one red head!

I never thought I’d say this but thank god for Ed Sheeran.
You shut your filthy mouth!!
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I help a good friend of mine run the Wales Theater in High River. Last night the projection system wouldn't boot up and we had to give the 85 movie patrons their money back. This morn we phoned the head office of the projection system in Toronto to get some answers and a fix. We were told to phone the manufacturer in the States. Problem is it's a holiday Stateside and no one is there to take our call until tomorrow.

The local guy that was going to do the fix said the projection company has been having problems with their units but hasn't contacted theater owners. Now that the system has crashed parts will have to be replaced and shipped via air, meaning the Theater will be closed until probably Sunday until the fixes are made. Lost revenue.
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:23 PM   #7015
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Why did you have to ruin it for me?
Ygritte was a true ginger.
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:35 PM   #7016
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There is a great bottle picker in our neighbourhood. He is courteous and friendly. Will pick out the bottles and cans and then put everything neatly back into the bin. Can’t complain as I don’t have to take the bottles in and deal with that hassle for $20 once every few months
We have a hook on our gate and we just hang a bag with all the bottles there. Picker doesn't have to go through the trash - he just picks up the bottles from the hook.
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:22 PM   #7017
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I'll plug SkipTheDepot app since a few posters here are who told me about it.

They take ~30% cut (different depending on bottle/can type, don't quote me on that number) and I literally put the bags from my garage into my driveway and then money shows up that they e-transfer. So easy.

I would never bother taking them in myself, so this is just free money.
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:26 PM   #7018
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It's not really free money at all. You've already paid the deposit, you're just getting it back.
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:54 PM   #7019
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Two driving GG:
Guy in Cadillac driving down the wrong side of memorial (west bound in the eastbound lanes from centre towards 10th) at night, in the rain.

Overreacting lady in SUV. Stopped for train for 15 minutes, guy in the lane beside me wants to turn around so I reverse to give him some space. This lady lays on her horn as if o just ran a red light and am heading towards her child. FFS, you’ve been behind me for 15 minutes, I haven’t forgotten there’s a line of traffic behind me. I ####ING SEE YOU, and I’m not even within a foot of your car, so settle down you moron.
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Driving to work this morning noticing that several commercial buildings had the sprinklers out in full force supplementing all the rain. Best part is even when it's not wet outside the roads get more water than the actual grass. It's like nobody involved with building maintenance ever pays attention to the water they waste in the summers.
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