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Old 07-17-2009, 03:01 PM   #1
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http://degenerasian.blogspot.com/

Hi,

I'm looking for a hot asian female to pose next to my smoking Black Dodge Charger. I love this car & I Love Asian women, so why not combine the two in a commemorative photo? Please wear something sexy (up to your discretion) and be ready for a lovely summertime photo-shoot. You can keep digital copies of the photos for you portfolio, show off how good you look, show your grandchildren... Don't let your beauty fade without some type of historical proof! ;^)

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* Compensation: 100 Dollars cash bucks




Girlysports says she will model for you guys and your cars for $120
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I have a feeling this could become thread of the year.
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:05 PM   #3
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Oh boy...
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I have a feeling this could become thread of the year.
Only if Zarathustra posts in here. hehe
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:06 PM   #5
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Phhhhtt $120 can't even buy grocceries now.
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:08 PM   #6
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wait till someone notices the panties too...oops
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:08 PM   #7
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Phhhhtt $120 can't even buy grocceries now.
Or a new pair of glasses. Don't forget to put this in the CP Power Ring.

^ OH my god. i just windshield fluided my monitor! hahahahahahahhaa
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I'll do it.
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Don't let your beauty fade without some type of historical proof!
More like don't let your beauty hit a brick wall at 100 mph when you turn 30 am I right?
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:10 PM   #11
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that thread was golden.
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Phhhhtt $120 can't even buy grocceries now.
So Girly? was $120 the asking rate back on Jan 10 2004? hahaha.

Well this Friday afternoon is a write off for work.
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that thread was golden.
What thread was that from? Was it the post your pic thread and that was Mel Bridgeman?
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:14 PM   #15
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I kind of liked the next story down....

Panties That Clean Your Glasses

I wonder if this is a popular product in China?
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I can always dress up as a asian women but i usually don't like to do that unless it's a weekend or im going to Spezza's bachelor party.

But i charge fitty four dollars
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Only if Zarathustra posts in here. hehe
I've arrived.
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So Girly? was $120 the asking rate back on Jan 10 2004? hahaha.

Well this Friday afternoon is a write off for work.
- Yeah what thread is that picture from?

- I'm not answering that ad, $100 or $120 is too cheap!
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that thread was golden.
That thread was a cure for yellow fever.

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I still got me some yellow fever.
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