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Old 06-15-2022, 07:53 AM   #241
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All that berm-building for nothing.
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Old 06-15-2022, 08:14 AM   #242
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All that berm-building for nothing.
Practice makes perfect. They'll be ready next time.
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Old 06-15-2022, 08:27 AM   #243
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Wind can fk off any time now please.
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mildly moist this morning.
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Reminds me of that cemetery scene from Poltergeist.
Was there a skull sticking out down there?

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This wind can go ef itself with a cactus. Repeatedly.

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Old 06-15-2022, 12:56 PM   #247
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This wind can go ef itself with a cactus. Repeatedly.

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…any time now! Please!!! Nothing like solid rain followed by non stop “gusts”. If we can get out of this with one down away from the house it will be a miracle. Haven’t seen winds like this for such a consistent duration in the 10 years we’ve been here.

Did a quick walk down the street and there are so many trees down, but seems the houses have been spared so far.

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Old 06-16-2022, 12:17 PM   #248
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Can't sleep in a room with the closet door open to this day because of that fataing movie.
Do NOT look under your bed.
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Mildly moist this morning.
Some baby powder will take care of that.
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This looks like fun
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Old 06-18-2022, 02:43 PM   #251
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Looks like a nice cell developing west of the city and going to get us shortly.

This is the price we have to pay for what, a 4 hour break in the rain? fml
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The hail has arrived in the University area. It looks like it should be pretty brief but the chunks are about pomegranate seeds size.
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It's a good day not to live in the deep south.
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Old 06-18-2022, 02:55 PM   #254
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The hail has arrived in the University area. It looks like it should be pretty brief but the chunks are about pomegranate seeds size.
Lol. You couldn't think of anything that's more common knowledge?
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Lol. You couldn't think of anything that's more common knowledge?
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Lol. You couldn't think of anything that's more common knowledge?
Pomegranate is a superfood. If folks aren't eating it and don't know the reference size I feel sorry for them. Eat more pomegranate.
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Pomegranate is a superfood. If folks aren't eating it and don't know the reference size I feel sorry for them. Eat more pomegranate.
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Lol. You couldn't think of anything that's more common knowledge?
It's the size of Sam Bennett's hockey IQ.

although it has prob gone up to lychee nut size since he went to Florida.
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How is that different from any other day?
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Old 06-18-2022, 04:01 PM   #260
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Were they perhaps too hasty in dismantling 'Bermie Sanders?'
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