05-23-2018, 01:05 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Calgary
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CBJ prospect not sick, had tapeworm instead
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05-23-2018, 01:15 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
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Tmi
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05-23-2018, 01:15 PM
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#4
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First Line Centre
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Calgary
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He FaceTimed his mom a dump.
Nice.
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05-23-2018, 01:24 PM
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#6
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Jordan!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Groce
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05-23-2018, 01:30 PM
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#7
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First Line Centre
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I guess that's one way to lose a few pounds before hitting the scales at training camp, fool them into thinking you've been working your ass off all summer.
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05-23-2018, 02:02 PM
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Franchise Player
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Hey Mom, look what I made!
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05-23-2018, 02:14 PM
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Norm!
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Remember when infecting yourself with a tape work was a thing?
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05-23-2018, 02:35 PM
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Don't click that link!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rural Alberta
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Whoa, you're paying too much for worms.
Who's your worm guy?
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05-23-2018, 02:38 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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It reminds me of the time I had worms in me... took the doctors 2-3 months to figure out I had worms in me after doing xrays and stuff. I even had to do a colonoscopy, tube down my throat and another one where the sun don't shine. Thank god i chose to be passed out for it.
Had a very deep cleanse after that.
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05-23-2018, 03:15 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Brouwer + fish = tapeworm = under performing?
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05-23-2018, 03:32 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Remember when infecting yourself with a tape work was a thing?
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Your old, but your not that old.
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05-23-2018, 03:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Calgary
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...the tapeworm reportedly identified as diphyllobothrium latum, which can come from undercooked fish and grow up to 30 feet...
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F...k, I'm gonna seriously re-evaluate my love for sushi... 
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05-23-2018, 05:41 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Behind Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainYooh
F...k, I'm gonna seriously re-evaluate my love for sushi... |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphyllobothrium
Fish that is thoroughly cooked, brined, or frozen at -10 °C for 24–48 hours can be consumed without risk of D. latum infection
https://www.albertahealthservices.ca...sushi-prep.pdf
To serve raw, must be frozen at -20 for 7 days, or -35 for 15 hours, or the fish must have been fed pelletized feed, or must be various types of tuna.
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05-23-2018, 06:36 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Calgary
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05-23-2018, 07:56 PM
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Franchise Player
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Can we take it home, I promise to feed it.
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