02-21-2019, 02:39 PM
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Location: Ontario
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Petition calls for U.S. to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion
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02-21-2019, 02:43 PM
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#2
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Let me check my couch cushions, but I'm pretty sure I don't have $1 trillion in there. Pretty sure the Canadian govt. doesn't either.
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02-21-2019, 02:45 PM
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They couldnt have picked a dumber Government to try and sell it to.
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02-21-2019, 02:47 PM
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#4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
They couldnt have picked a dumber Government to try and sell it to.
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Well they could have, but I don't think the BC or Alberta legislatures have that kind of decision making power.
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02-21-2019, 02:48 PM
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This is just a joke petition started by a random dude. This really should just be in the Cool Pictures and Funny Stories thread.
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02-21-2019, 02:48 PM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
They couldnt have picked a dumber Government to try and sell it to.
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Trudeau would probably buy it. He loves spending money
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02-21-2019, 02:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stang
Trudeau would probably buy it. He loves spending money
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It would certainly be a Legacy project.
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02-21-2019, 02:51 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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This could be the start of Alberta's own Louisiana purchase!
Join Saskatchewan and Manitoba, buy Montana, invade BC.
We could be British Monibertanawan.
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02-21-2019, 02:51 PM
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We could trade them a province we don't like.
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02-21-2019, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
It would certainly be a Legacy project.
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Montana is far enough south to be considered Legacy, isn't it....
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02-21-2019, 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
This could be the start of Alberta's own Louisiana purchase!
Join Saskatchewan and Manitoba, buy Montana, invade BC.
We could be British Monibertanawan.
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If we were secede and conquer BC why keep the 'British' in there?
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02-21-2019, 02:53 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wormius
We could trade them a province we don't like.
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The only way the US trades Montana for Quebec is if Chiarelli is running the USA.
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02-21-2019, 02:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
If we were secede and conquer BC why keep the 'British' in there?
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We'll call it "New Petrolia".
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02-21-2019, 02:54 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
If we were secede and conquer BC why keep the 'British' in there?
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I liked the sound of it rolling off my tongue.
It's better than Monibertanawanolumbia.
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02-21-2019, 02:54 PM
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Norm!
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We have a trade to announce.
Alberta has traded Quebec and Ottawa to the United States for Montana and a conditional second round draft pick which becomes a first if the US gets sick of Ottawa and Quebecs %%% and tries to demand a refund.
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02-21-2019, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TorqueDog
We'll call it "New Petrolia".
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Capitalist Republic of Alberta Petroleum
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02-21-2019, 02:57 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Why would we want Montana? Horrible investment.
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02-21-2019, 03:00 PM
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Norm!
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If they throw in their nuclear weapons and silo's I'm in.
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02-21-2019, 03:00 PM
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CP's Fraser Crane
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I like the name New Western Alliance.
NWA for short.
Our National Anthem can be `Straight outta Canada``
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02-21-2019, 03:01 PM
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#20
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Republic of Tarsanzistan!
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