A guy was in a small town, downriver from a dam. There were heavy storms and the area started to flood. It was up to the first step in front of his house when the Sheriff paddled by in a canoe. The guy was on his porch and the Sheriff called out - "Hey, that dam may not hold. This area's gonna flood. Get in, I'll take you to higher ground."
Guy called out: "Nope. I have faith the Good Lord will save me."
Few hours later, the dam is close to bursting, the flood waters are up to the second floor of the guy's house. He is leaning out a second story window when the Sheriff comes buy in a speedboat. "Hey, the dam isn't going to hold. Get in, I will take you to higher ground."
"Nope. I have faith the Good Lord will save me.
Few hours later, the dam has burst. House is underwater. Guy is standing on his roof with the water up to his chest. Sheriff comes by in a Helicopter. "LAST CHANCE, Still rising, get in and I can save you."
"NO! The Good Lord will save me. "
So the guy drowns. He gets to the gates and he's upset. He looks at God and says:
"Hey, I had faith that you would save me, and you just let me die!"
God replies, "I sent you two boats and a Helicopter, what more did you want me to do?"
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