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Old 10-04-2018, 02:32 PM   #21
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Who has a glue stick? I'm not 12.


Someone who doesn’t want to lick envelopes?
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:32 PM   #22
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Shaking hands.
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People who use their bare hands to wipe the condensation off the inside of public transit windows.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:34 PM   #24
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Tape / wet sponge?
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:34 PM   #25
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Shaking hands.
Yeah, we had a thread about that a long time ago. Fist bump or elbow bump would make so much more sense.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:35 PM   #26
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Tape / wet sponge?
Yeah, I use tape, but that doesn't help me when somebody licks their germs all over my incoming mail.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:36 PM   #27
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Washroom doors that you pull on the way out.

Even worse than people not washing their hands is people not drying their hands.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:37 PM   #28
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Someone who doesn’t want to lick envelopes?

Licking envelopes can be fun!




You don't even need glue though. Use one of these:
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When you shake hands with someone and their hands are wet and you pray....don’t dry sticky....don’t dry sticky!!!

Also, hotel curtains . If you stay in a hotel after Tom Segura you are going to be itchy.
Gross and itchy.

Watching someone in a restaurant buss a table with one rag .....wiping the seats and then the table. Yuck.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:43 PM   #30
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New thread name: Germaphobes-R-Us
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Grocery cart handles. Researchers say almost all supermarket carts have E. coli because of the frequent food contamination.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:55 PM   #32
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Yeah but don't most grocery stores offer Lysol wipes at the entrance.
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Licked an envelope yesterday and can confirm that I didn't die. In fact it was delicious. Would definitely do it again.
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Shook hands with our Sign guy, no signs of Necrosis yet
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:58 PM   #35
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:00 PM   #36
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I use my laptop keyboard and bring my own mouse to work.

It’s probably as dirty as hell, but they’re my germs.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:00 PM   #37
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Odds on when this thread jumps the shark?

I'm thinking post #150 or so.
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lol, germophobes. You're all gonna die a horrible death. My body will build up a tolerance due to my kids who don't wash their hands worth a #### and I'll survive the apocalypse.
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lol, germophobes. You're all gonna die a horrible death. My body will build up a tolerance due to my kids who don't wash their hands worth a #### and I'll survive the apocalypse.
That's what I keep telling myself too but at the same time, holy crap does it get tiring getting sick all the time from the little snot factories.
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:07 PM   #40
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Licked an envelope yesterday and can confirm that I didn't die. In fact it was delicious. Would definitely do it again.
It's not the licking of the envelope that's gross - it's the passing around of germs from the envelopes everyone else has licked. If you sucked on a piece of paper and handed it to me, I wouldn't want it. If you lick an envelop and hand it to me, I pretty much have to accept it.
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