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Old 05-12-2019, 06:29 PM   #1
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I've left it to the last minute again and I need to buy bumper stickers tomorrow. Is there anywhere in town that sells them? I don't have time to buy on line or order them. There's got to be a stash of them somewhere. I see them on cars all the time. Where is this secret club?


Also, what's your favorite sticker? I'm more of a classic revivalist...


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Old 05-12-2019, 06:42 PM   #2
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The Florida Man Arrested For His "I EAT ASS" Sticker Might Sue The Sheriff's Office

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I've left it to the last minute again and I need to buy bumper stickers tomorrow. Is there anywhere in town that sells them?
As in custom? Or just general bumper stickers?
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Old 05-12-2019, 07:12 PM   #4
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As in custom? Or just general bumper stickers?

Not custom ones. Just general interest ones. Can't do the "proud Alberta redneck" genre either. And probably no I Eat Ass ones but will check on that.
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Old 05-12-2019, 07:14 PM   #5
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Canadian tire will have next to the 3.5mm headphone jack to cassette adapter isle.
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Canadian Tire. That's surprising but makes total sense. Thanks!
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Canadian Tire. That's surprising but makes total sense. Thanks!
No problem. I am curious as to "why" now, however.
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Old 05-12-2019, 07:29 PM   #8
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My niece got her first car this year. Gotta jazz it up a little. And the gas card and oil change card i already got seem so lame.
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Let us know if she green lights the 'I eat ass' one.
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Old 05-13-2019, 06:53 AM   #11
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My two favorites are:

"My kid beat up your honour student..."

"Pass with care....driver chewing tobacco"
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All bumper stickers basically say the same thing "I have no regard for how my car looks"
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Old 05-13-2019, 09:53 AM   #13
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Let us know if she green lights the 'I eat ass' one.
His niece? Seems a bit over the line.
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Year and years ago somehow a friend of mine got a hold of a "honk if you're a hunk" pink bumper sticker. We stuck it on one of our good friends bumper on a day we were all driving around the city. We got 1 honk and laughed our asses off, had to tell him after that and driving around with it for an hour or so. So that's my favorite bumper sticker to this day.

I would have thought Spencer's gifts or Hot Topic in the mall might have some funny ones but nothing is showing up online. Canadian Tire seems like the best bet.
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I give up. No one sells bumper stickers except soulless online retailers. What's happened to this world?
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I give up. No one sells bumper stickers except soulless online retailers. What's happened to this world?
The real question is why do you want to put a bumper sticker that your niece is likely not going to like on her car?
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The real question is why do you want to put a bumper sticker that your niece is likely not going to like on her car?
She is pretty easy to figure out. I also think it's what's holding her bumper on.
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