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Old 11-29-2018, 01:06 PM   #1
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Hey - anyone have a toilet seat bidet? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've never even used a bidet so it's all a bit new. From looking on Amazon, I've determined I want one with a heated water reservoir and heated seat, but other than that, not sure what else to look for. Maybe they all have that? I do have a plug in close to the toilet so installation should be a snap.
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Hey - anyone have a toilet seat bidet? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've never even used a bidet so it's all a bit new. From looking on Amazon, I've determined I want one with a heated water reservoir and heated seat, but other than that, not sure what else to look for. Maybe they all have that? I do have a plug in close to the toilet so installation should be a snap.
The heated seat part creeps me out. You get on and it's like someone was just sitting on it. Every time.
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Maybe I'll put toilet paper down on my own seat before I sit down to complete the feel.
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Hey - anyone have a toilet seat bidet? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've never even used a bidet so it's all a bit new. From looking on Amazon, I've determined I want one with a heated water reservoir and heated seat, but other than that, not sure what else to look for. Maybe they all have that? I do have a plug in close to the toilet so installation should be a snap.

Is that safe? Spraying water on an electrified seat? Sounds pretty lux though.
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Is that safe? Spraying water on an electrified seat? Sounds pretty lux though.
Well, you don't exactly spray it on the seat...

127 million Japanese use them daily and I don't think there's any confirmed deaths via seat electrocution.
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Well, you don't exactly spray it on the seat...

127 million Japanese use them daily and I don't think there's any confirmed deaths via seat electrocution.

I'll bet you I can find one. I've got Google.
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I'll bet you I can find one. I've got Google.
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I'm wondering how you would best leverage this technology with your shirt tucked in / glued to your butt
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Hey - anyone have a toilet seat bidet? I'm thinking of getting one, but I've never even used a bidet so it's all a bit new. From looking on Amazon, I've determined I want one with a heated water reservoir and heated seat, but other than that, not sure what else to look for. Maybe they all have that? I do have a plug in close to the toilet so installation should be a snap.
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I'm wondering how you would best leverage this technology with your shirt tucked in / glued to your butt
I haven't been wearing the shirt stays this week as the metal was irritating my legs and making them red and itchy around the clips. It really completed the look. Maybe there was lead in them or something.
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Disembowelment.
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I haven't been wearing the shirt stays this week as the metal was irritating my legs and making them red and itchy around the clips. It really completed the look. Maybe there was lead in them or something.


Metal allergy. I get the same allergy from the metal from belts, even had to get a new wedding ring after a year because of the nickel in it. Need to find somebody who will replace your clips with platinum or some other hypoallergenic metal
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I don’t know why bidets aren’t accepted practice. It makes the most sense in the world.
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I haven't been wearing the shirt stays this week as the metal was irritating my legs and making them red and itchy around the clips. It really completed the look. Maybe there was lead in them or something.

Yep. sounds like you got yourself a nickel allergy. A common scourge.
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Don't think just buy- Had one at my old place and loved it. Is a bit big and clunky so it's best to not have it in your main bathroom...
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Metal allergy. I get the same allergy from the metal from belts, even had to get a new wedding ring after a year because of the nickel in it. Need to find somebody who will replace your clips with platinum or some other hypoallergenic metal
There used to be a coating you could put on for less severe cases, maybe it'd work on the shirt stays.

Just make sure the bidet is nickel free
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Old 11-29-2018, 02:17 PM   #18
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Coast plaza in Edmonton has them in the rooms if you want to test drive. Very ..... interesting
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I'll just leave this here.
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No more Crocs in the sewers I guess
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