05-05-2023, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Giant phallus mowed into Royal lawn ahead of coronation
I feel like this clearly needs a thread. We spend a lot of time on serious business around here, and then miss a big occurrence like this?
https://nationalpost.com/news/giant-...les-coronation
My favorite part is
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“bemused as to who is responsible and why it has happened,”
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05-05-2023, 10:28 PM
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#2
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Why that's a huge...
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05-05-2023, 10:31 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: ######.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
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05-05-2023, 10:39 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Calgary
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Bit of a dick move, right before the coronation.
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05-05-2023, 10:46 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quick, call the Tour de France guy who turns dicks painted on the pavement into butterflies just before the peloton arrives.
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05-05-2023, 10:50 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Red Deer
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Ahem....Penis.
That is all.
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05-05-2023, 10:50 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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So, I guess Meghan made it to England after all.
King Wanker.
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05-05-2023, 11:34 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: east van
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It's tradition
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05-05-2023, 11:50 PM
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#10
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Franchise Player
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Aliens…aliens did it. Just like crop circles.
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05-05-2023, 11:51 PM
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broke the first rule
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Groundskeepers needed a new project after trimming the bushes
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05-06-2023, 12:19 AM
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First Line Centre
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Probably the most excited thing about the coronation.
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05-06-2023, 12:23 AM
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First Line Centre
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Looks like they trimmed the lawn to make it look bigger.
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05-06-2023, 01:04 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Good
#### the Monarchy
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05-06-2023, 01:25 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Childish, sexually deviant, and low class.
Just like the Royal Family.
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05-06-2023, 02:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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I hope when they catch the person, they aren't too hard-on him.
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05-06-2023, 06:24 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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If he ends up on our money, im writing "pedo" over his face on every bit of paper money that comes my way. Just doing my part.
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05-06-2023, 07:09 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sherwood Park, AB
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Edit:nvm Googled my own answer
Last edited by indes; 05-06-2023 at 07:13 AM.
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05-06-2023, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Or they could just, you know, abolish it or something?
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