01-30-2014, 10:12 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Favorite Misheard Lyric
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01-30-2014, 10:15 AM
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Norm!
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"lying there in my arms, she's all the woman I need, I'm finding it hard to believe she's 11"
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01-30-2014, 10:15 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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When I first heard Can't Hold Us by Macklemore and Lewis, I thought they were talking about "coelacanths", when they say "ceiling can't".
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01-30-2014, 10:17 AM
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Franchise Player
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Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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Pearl Jam, Glorified G
Actual lyrics: "Glorified version of a pellet gun"
It sounds like: "45 virgins on a pellican"
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01-30-2014, 10:17 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
When I first heard Can't Hold Us by Macklemore and Lewis, I thought they were talking about "coelacanths", when they say "ceiling can't".
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this story sounds fishy.
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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01-30-2014, 10:28 AM
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This is definitely not a commonly misheard lyric, but when I was a young kid and I would hear For The Longest Time on the radio, I thought Billy Joel was singing Fungus Mungus time.
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01-30-2014, 10:36 AM
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The main one that comes to mind is Manfred Mann's, "Blinded by the Light".
I still hear it as, "Wrapped up like a d####e".
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01-30-2014, 10:39 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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"Bacon carrot biscuits"
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01-30-2014, 10:46 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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When I first heard SHOUT! a little bit louder now.....
I thought it was a little bit ####ing now
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01-30-2014, 10:53 AM
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Franchise Player
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Shotgun Monday
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01-30-2014, 10:56 AM
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Louie Louie
... the whole thing.
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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01-30-2014, 10:59 AM
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Dan Seals' "I'd really love to see you tonight"
When he says "I'm not talking 'bout moving in, And I don't want to change your life"
I thought he said "I'm not talking bout linen" which as a 10 year old seemed like a very serious step in a relationship...buying linen together.
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01-30-2014, 11:02 AM
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#13
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Franchise Player
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Beatles, Lucy in the Sky
"The girl with colitis go by!"
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01-30-2014, 12:01 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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"I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day"
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01-30-2014, 12:06 PM
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"s'cuse me while I kiss this guy".
Classic.
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01-30-2014, 12:08 PM
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Theres a bathroom on the right...
CCR
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01-30-2014, 12:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Unskinny C*ck
All night and day
Unskinny C*ck C*ck
She just likes to play
Unskinny C*ck C*ck C*ck C*ck
Not really misheard but having the compulsion to swearisize every song. Anyone else do that?
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Absolutely. "Innocence" by Harlequin was pretty much made for it. I mean I'm sure we've all thought of this when the song comes on at this part..
"Innocence, yes its all you'll ever plead"
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"Anal sex, don't lube properly and you'll bleed"
Or something to that effect.
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01-30-2014, 12:26 PM
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Peter Gabriel Games Without Frontiers
Actual lyric, "jeux sans frontiers"
My younger self thought it was, she's so popular or she's so f---ing ????
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01-30-2014, 12:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Kotaliiiiiiiiiik! Ko-ta-lik! Kotaliiiiiii-iiiiik!
I'm the same boy I used to be....
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01-30-2014, 12:40 PM
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#20
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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John Lennon - Nobody Told me
There's matches in the bathroom just below the stairs.
"There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs"
When I was young, it made sense, as I remember hearing that if you light a match, it can nullify the stank.
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