01-05-2018, 12:20 PM
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It's not going down the waterslides I'd be worried about, it's climbing the ladder. Last thing I'd want to see is buddy's hairy arse and balls looming over me.
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This thing will be as disappointing as the lesbian wedding that I went too. Its not going to be as hot as they think.
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Pretty sure the people who organise and attend these things don't think they're 'hot.'
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01-05-2018, 12:31 PM
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#42
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Aww, no climbing wall in the pool area.
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01-05-2018, 02:38 PM
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#43
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Careful jumping off of the rope swing.
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01-05-2018, 02:44 PM
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#44
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Originally Posted by CampbellsTransgressions
Even if a pedo shows up, they get their rocks off in a public place where they are unable to do anything and if they are caught staring at kids, they will apparently be kicked out.
Though how the staff are going to make that judgement call I am not sure of.
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Part of accepting the invitation is agreeing that anyone who is caught starring and making someone uncomfortable, in the opinion of a lifeguard or a women, is immediately ejected with no explanation.
So all that has to happen is for a woman to ask they remove someone and he's kicked out. For better or worse.
Long line for the slide though and you're female? Just have everyone kicked out 
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01-05-2018, 02:49 PM
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#45
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Originally Posted by CliffFletcher
It's not going down the waterslides I'd be worried about, it's climbing the ladder. Last thing I'd want to see is buddy's hairy arse and balls looming over me.
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Brings back bad memories. Many years ago one of the derrick hands on the rig I was at decided to strip down and wear noting but boots, gloves, and his hard hat. There's a sight for the poor floorhands who had to look up at him in the monkey boards for the next 10 hours while they were tripping.
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01-05-2018, 02:52 PM
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#46
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Call me cynical, but this seems like a publicity scheme to try to get some exposure.
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01-05-2018, 03:06 PM
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#47
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Does naked all ages mean no swim diapers?
Also, while I agree that there aren't a huge amount of pedophiles, wearing a swimsuit doesn't seem like a huge inconvenience either...
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01-05-2018, 03:13 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague
Call me cynical, but this seems like a publicity scheme to try to get some exposure.
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01-05-2018, 03:19 PM
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#49
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I am against the use of public facilities to subsidize a group of billionaire nudists.
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01-05-2018, 03:21 PM
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I am against the use of public facilities to subsidize a group of billionaire nudists.
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If there's billionaire nudists I am so going.
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01-05-2018, 03:28 PM
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#51
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I am against the use of public facilities to subsidize a group of billionaire nudists.
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I am in the wrong line of work.
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01-05-2018, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Galakanokis
Careful jumping off of the rope swing.
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No joke, a friend of mine tore open his scrotum on the rope at Southland, and that was with swim trunks on.
I have no problem with this event, but I hope they're charging enough that they can hose everything down with bleach afterwards.
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01-05-2018, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DownInFlames
No joke, a friend of mine tore open his scrotum on the rope at Southland, and that was with swim trunks on.
I have no problem with this event, but I hope they're charging enough that they can hose everything down with bleach afterwards.
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THeres bleach in the water, its how a pool works.
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01-05-2018, 03:59 PM
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THeres bleach in the water, its how a pool works.
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Also when you think about it, the water is constantly moving against people's privates and butt...and then onto your face. The water picks up oils and other excretions as it moves across people.
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01-05-2018, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by blankall
Also when you think about it, the water is constantly moving against people's privates and butt...and then onto your face. The water picks up oils and other excretions as it moves across people.
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Does that with shorts too though. Not like they're waterproof.
Pools are gross
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01-05-2018, 04:47 PM
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THeres bleach in the water, its how a pool works.
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I'm talking the chairs and stuff that isn't already full of chlorine and pee.
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01-05-2018, 04:55 PM
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Chairs? Where they're going, they won't need chairs. Or pants, for that matter.
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01-05-2018, 04:57 PM
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I'm talking the chairs and stuff that isn't already full of chlorine and pee.
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You think there's anything at a pool that isn't already full of chlorine and pee?
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01-05-2018, 04:59 PM
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I'm talking the chairs and stuff that isn't already full of chlorine and pee.
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So, what someone sits on a chair after having been on the pool, the water dripping off of them is just.... ?
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