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Old 04-17-2006, 06:09 PM   #41
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Here's how to incorporate a religious society

Brother Cheese is not a resident of Alberta, unfortunately. We would need to annoint some local fellers.
I think I might just take that on, reg..given the goalie connection and all.
wonders if that would make me, The Pope! Heavens knows I fit the category of old enough..
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Old 04-17-2006, 06:10 PM   #42
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you gotta think that Okotoker might mention this thread to Kip...and I am sure he might be laughing his ass off right now.
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:05 PM   #43
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That....Was.....Great!!!
My emoticon timeline:
Why is there a religious thread in the hockey forum?
"Kiprusoffarians", heh heh, that's silly...Begin reading "Leaders of the Church".........Begin reading "Miracles"............"All who wish to join say I am a Kiprusoffarian"

That was the best post I've ever read I do believe!!! Thanks Cheese!
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:41 PM   #44
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2218456.stm

There was once a campaign to make Jedi a religion in Australia and New Zealand. Unfortunately, rumours that large enough numbers would make an official religion were false. In the UK, however, Jedi was included on the list of religions one could select for a census.
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:45 PM   #45
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this thread is awesome. We gotta keep it going.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:22 AM   #46
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I AM TURCONIAN!
It is widely known that the practise of Turconianism is a Doomsday cult.

The Branch Turconians is a sect that split away from the Minnesota Adventureist church. Under their old leader, Ken Hitchcock, it became a destructive doomsday cult when the army of Ducks defeated the men of Stars in 2003.. Many of their members died during a standoff with federal authorities in Wacko, TX. Fragments of the original group survive.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:26 AM   #47
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It is widely known that the practise of Turconianism is a Doomsday cult.

The Branch Turconians is a sect that split away from the Minnesota Adventureist church. Under their old leader, Ken Hitchcock, it became a destructive doomsday cult when the army of Ducks defeated the men of Stars in 2003.. Many of their members died during a standoff with federal authorities in Wacko, TX. Fragments of the original group survive.
I'm starting to think you have way too much time on your hands...
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:41 AM   #48
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It is widely known that the practise of Turconianism is a Doomsday cult.

The Branch Turconians is a sect that split away from the Minnesota Adventureist church. Under their old leader, Ken Hitchcock, it became a destructive doomsday cult when the army of Ducks defeated the men of Stars in 2003.. Many of their members died during a standoff with federal authorities in Wacko, TX. Fragments of the original group survive.
Turconians are a growing sect. Gone is the prophet Hitchcock.

Doomsday shall rain upon you, when the great Turco and Kipper meet in Round 3! All Hail Turco and his great spiritual leaders Modano, Zubov, and of course the Cleric, Jokinen The Stars have several members of the Order of the Finn. Kipper did not follow the Finn contingent to participate in the glorious battle of the Olympics. For this he shall not be annointed in rite of the Stanleys Cup ceremony.
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:06 AM   #49
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By the way -- "on your knees.. a new religion" is also the same line Cheese used on his first girlfriend.
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By the way -- "on your knees.. a new religion" is also the same line Cheese used on his first girlfriend.
ROFLMAO....that was you behind me? Bugger!
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:17 AM   #51
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ROFLMAO....that was you behind me? Bugger!
I sure hope he wasn't the one in front of you.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:30 PM   #52
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I sure hope he wasn't the one in front of you.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:51 PM   #53
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Awesome thread man.
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Old 04-18-2006, 01:15 PM   #54
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Has anyone else in this thread Met Kipper? I have pics and Autographs if anyone wants to see them I can upload later, I have alot of the Flames if anyone is interested...
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:11 PM   #55
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Great thread, laughed so hard. Hamerlicker...ha.
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:06 PM   #56
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Ya this thread made my day when I have the Flu and a final tomorrow which I need to study for, this thread will help me get through the day.
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Old 04-19-2006, 08:28 AM   #57
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Has anyone else in this thread Met Kipper? I have pics and Autographs if anyone wants to see them I can upload later, I have alot of the Flames if anyone is interested...
No unfortunately Im out east....if you have connections pass this on to the MAN!
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Old 04-19-2006, 12:02 PM   #58
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Hamrlickers is pure gold!
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Old 04-19-2006, 12:25 PM   #59
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Congrats man, this thread is now making rounds as an email FWD: too.

Nicely done!
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Old 04-19-2006, 01:04 PM   #60
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Amen.

The best post I've read here in a long, long time.
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