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Old 01-16-2009, 08:17 PM   #21
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Too bad for the priests they aren't half naked baby Jesus pictorials!
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:43 PM   #22
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It must be all the Friday rum & cokes or something, but this thread makes me think of this song.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GDtjq0mGVSQ
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Blasphemy and Boobs? Mmmmmmm

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Old 01-16-2009, 08:44 PM   #24
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I'd hit that. Immaculately.

Well done, made me laugh!
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Old 01-16-2009, 08:50 PM   #26
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Actually the term Virgin in this case refers to Mary being born without Original Sin, from which no one else could claim. Hence why she was the virgin Mary, Pure. It had nothing to do with sex.
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Old 01-16-2009, 09:35 PM   #27
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Actually the term Virgin in this case refers to Mary being born without Original Sin, from which no one else could claim. Hence why she was the virgin Mary, Pure. It had nothing to do with sex.
But what did she have to do to get born without original sin?
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I'd hit that. Immaculately.
My sentiments exactly.

I'd be done so fast, she'd pretty much still be a virgin.
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I've heard that the word 'virgin' was just a mistranslation of a word meaning 'young woman'. Others have said that the temple priests had a habit of impregnating young girls, and this is where Jesus gets his royal lineage from David.
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:28 PM   #30
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Mexico Mary is smoking hot, way hotter than Chile Mary for me.
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:49 PM   #31
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whose to say the virgin mary didn't have a heaving bosom?
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:55 PM   #32
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whose to say the virgin mary didn't have a heaving bosom?
While that is certainly possible, if she did I don't think it was surgically enhanced.
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:44 PM   #33
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I love how in the ever growing age of reason, rationality and secularism... All Religious people have left is zealotry, outrage and offense.

I love boobies. Mary was a whore.
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I have a shirt that says "Mary was a virgin, until Amsterdam", she has her hand shhhhing everyone. After looking at her, I think my shirt is wrong, because she would be pro by the time she got to Amsterdam.
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