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Old 05-05-2020, 03:11 PM   #61
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This thread title reminded me of a movie that freaked me out as a kid. I just looked it up, and the full movie is on youtube here:

Spoiler!


This movie and the Bad News Bears ("Let them play!") lifted the Astrodome to legendary status in my young mind.
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Yea but then they wouldn't be the Bitch Pigeons.

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Next on Fox...Starring Ian Ziering

Murder Hornetnado...6...
I'd be way more afraid of a hornetnado than a sharknado.
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Apparently they've been found on Vancouver Island and attacked a bee keeper here.
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The nice thing about them is you could probably handle them well with a tennis racket, which aren’t generally a useful bug repellent.
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Could you get em with a tennis racket though...

Might have to go with badminton for speed and agility...

But then durability comes into question.
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The nice thing about them is you could probably handle them well with a tennis racket, which aren’t generally a useful bug repellent.
They have those battery powered electric bug swatters that look like rackets, the bugs make a crackling sound when they make contact

https://www.sail.ca/dfs-executioner-bug-zapper-499823

Not sure they have the voltage to deal with those hornets though
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Old 05-05-2020, 08:38 PM   #68
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The nice thing about them is you could probably handle them well with a tennis racket, which aren’t generally a useful bug repellent.
Maybe one, any more than that I really don’t know what I’d do. Farting around in the garage, and one enters the man door blocking my escape, and preventing me from opening the overhead doors... then another one enters... ahhhhh
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They have those battery powered electric bug swatters that look like rackets, the bugs make a crackling sound when they make contact

https://www.sail.ca/dfs-executioner-bug-zapper-499823

Not sure they have the voltage to deal with those hornets though
I have one that is 4000V that is (I think) the most powerful one available, and it probably couldnt kill one of these hornets. It easily kills all mosquitos and even makes a spark then some smoke, but it needs full batteries to kill a wasp on first contact, if the batteries are weak the charge isnt as high and it stuns them but then they just get pissed off and come at you. I wouldnt even try with one of these hornets unless I had a much more powerful racket.
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The nice thing about them is you could probably handle them well with a tennis racket, which aren’t generally a useful bug repellent.
Just need a puncture proof suit and mask and you could go ham for an hour or two. I imagine it would be therapeutic.

Avenge the bees!
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Apparently they've been found on Vancouver Island and attacked a bee keeper here.
Well...killing a Vancouver Island resident bee-keeper might at worst be just an ethical wash...
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So, we need to raise an army of preying mantis


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So, we need to raise an army of preying mantis


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Could you get em with a tennis racket though...

Might have to go with badminton for speed and agility...

But then durability comes into question.
Durability of the strings is the only question Badminton strings might actually be thin enough to slice the hornets and kill them. Tennis is too thick and all you'll do is hit the hornet a distance and piss it off. It's not like you're intending to constantly smashing the racquet body into solid objects... are you?

I know this because I've done this on yellow jackets before. The badminton racket shredded the wasp's body so it died.

The wasp survived the tennis racquet. The wasp bounced off the tennis racquet with a dull plunk sound. The wasp was launched into a wall and was stunned for about 10-20 seconds before starting to move again. No idea if it was injured or just basic stunned because once we saw it moving, we turned it into mush with a sandal.

A rattan rug beater would likely be much more effective and durable for all intents and purposes of fighting a giant hornet. I think a metal badminton racquet would work OK too. But probably not a tennis racquet or otherwise which don't have a good whipping motion.

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They have those battery powered electric bug swatters that look like rackets, the bugs make a crackling sound when they make contact

https://www.sail.ca/dfs-executioner-bug-zapper-499823

Not sure they have the voltage to deal with those hornets though
If it uses AA or AAA batteries, definitely not. The 9V powered ones might, but I'd be expecting it to just hurt/piss off hornets of that size at best.
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All those videos are ####ed.
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If it uses AA or AAA batteries, definitely not. The 9V powered ones might, but I'd be expecting it to just hurt/piss off hornets of that size at best.
I used to think this, but batteries pack a wallop. I have an electric rat trap that takes 4 AA batteries, and have killed a few monsters with it.
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All those videos are ####ed.
This is the World we live in now. You shall only survive the Pandemic to be recruited in humanity's struggle for survival against the Murder Hornets.

No room for shrinking violets on this marble anymore!

I understand that the Murder Hornets have struck an arrangement with the Giant Spiders to construct a Thunderdome.
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My racket (4 AA batteries) can take out a wasp but likely not one of these things, way too big
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Dont mess with Humanity you Hornet Bastards!

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