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Old 10-01-2021, 10:27 AM   #101
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In Vancouver 3600 barely gets you your own bathroom and kitchen
It reminds me of a comedy skit from Danny Bhoy.

"In London you can get food from your fridge while you're sitting on the toilet and cooking your breakfast!"
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It reminds me of a comedy skit from Danny Bhoy.

"In London you can get food from your fridge while you're sitting on the toilet and cooking your breakfast!"
A couple of years ago one of my old foster kids asked if I could help him move his girlfriend out of her 'apartment' in Chinatown, I roll up to the place, its apparently advertised to young tech developers as an ideal place to live close to SFU's downtown campus, I took some pleasure in telling her it used to be one of the DTES worst SRO hotels and that the room she was moving out of was rented before by a heroin addict I worked with a few years before who ripped off his drug dealer and was subsequently thrown of the third floor balcony into the back alley below, as we were standing looking over the balcony onto the grimy alley below it freaked her out some, she was paying over a 1000 a month for a single room with a toilet
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In Vancouver you can rent a closet with a microwave for 1000.

And share a bathroom with your floor.
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Old 04-25-2022, 07:13 PM   #104
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So.. the girlfriends moving in.

I am already settled on the fact I am going to marry this woman. We essentially already live together... I am always at hers and she is mostly at mine already here in Vancouver.

What I am asking for is what I can do to make her happy during this process. What would you do

More of a fun game, lets hear it.
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Now we are engaged.

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We ended up moving in together in Oct.

Now we are engaged.

The end.
Thoughts and Prayers...?
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We ended up moving in together in Oct.

Now we are engaged.

The end.
Narrator: It was not.
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Oh man, I cracked up at this more than I should have. I did not explain to my wife what I was laughing at.
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Old 04-25-2022, 08:29 PM   #108
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Not so fast.....

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We ended up moving in together in Oct.

Now we are engaged.

The end.
Tonight you should hold each other's hands, stare deeply into each other's eyes and realize that the person you're staring at is statistically most likely to murder you.

Congrats!!!
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We ended up moving in together in Oct.

Now we are engaged.

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You're only one ring in... there's two rings to go.

Engagement ring,
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You're only one ring in... there's two rings to go.

Engagement ring,
Wedding Ring,
Suffe-ring
then ring the lawyer
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Old 04-27-2022, 07:14 PM   #113
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Old 04-28-2022, 04:04 PM   #114
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She's not moving in, she's taking over. Remove yourself from any sentimental attachments you may have to the layout of your home. She'll need a private space or two for herself, try and set that up immediately.

Congratulations, you are now the number one target for her to vent her frustrations and anxiety in life. There is a storm coming that has broken many men before you, but you can weather it if you can brace yourself and start making preparations for it now. Good luck and may god have mercy on you soul.
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You fool! Did you learn nothing from us!?


Congrats though buddy, wish you guys the best

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Prepare for there to be hair everywhere...
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Not so fast.....

I never understood Al. I would've been banging her night and day.
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I never understood Al. I would've been banging her night and day.
True but he did upgrade in Modern Family, IMO.
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Al did want to bang in the earlier seasons. As they got older, Peg wanted it and Al got tired I guess.
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