01-11-2019, 01:55 PM
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#6101
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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I must have entered the wrong thread.
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Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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01-11-2019, 03:07 PM
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#6102
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by keratosis
I must have entered the wrong thread.
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It is the natural cycle of the Edmonton is no good thread, by being so utterly no good, the oilers no goodness seeps into the thread itself and makes the thread no good. However, being a thread on a Flames forum, the no goodness is cancelled out with a quick history lesson about how good Calgary teams are at getting out of being no good than Edmonton teams are and could ever be.
I think that covers it 
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01-11-2019, 04:12 PM
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#6103
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Originally Posted by Sgrath
It is the natural cycle of the Edmonton is no good thread, by being so utterly no good, the oilers no goodness seeps into the thread itself and makes the thread no good. However, being a thread on a Flames forum, the no goodness is cancelled out with a quick history lesson about how good Calgary teams are at getting out of being no good than Edmonton teams are and could ever be.
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This year's edition is in good shape to be one of the best ever. At 16:11 on 11 January of 2018, the "Edmonton is No Good V: Same Crap, Less Cap" thread comprised only 5,337 posts. We are over 700 posts over even more no-goodness for this year. When the Oilers make inevitable changes to management and sweeping changes to the roster in the Spring and Summer this thread is going to explode.
Last edited by Textcritic; 01-11-2019 at 04:16 PM.
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01-11-2019, 04:57 PM
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#6104
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Oilers fan poster amazing_oilers made an appearance on CP today, and it gave me the opportunity to review some of his past work...
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Originally Posted by 2macinnis2
...if I were an Oilers fan I'd be terrified [McDavid] will leave, and obviously the earliest that happens is when he's 25. That's probably closer to 50-50. A 50% chance my team will return to being perennial lottery ballers in just a few years would scare me...
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Originally Posted by amazing_oilers
Haha come on. Players don't like playing at home it comes with way too much baggage and extra distractions. As for being fearful of him leaving not a chance. Edmonton has a rich owner, the nicest building in the league, and is a budding contender. Him and Draisaitl will both get long term deals. No advantage to him leaving until the team goes into the next rebuild cycle. (In a decade)
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Well, that was fast. Rebuild v. 5.0 looks like it could be happening remarkably sooner than the next decade.
Prescient stuff.
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01-11-2019, 05:24 PM
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#6105
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Textcritic
Well, that was fast. Rebuild v. 5.0 looks like it could be happening remarkably sooner than the next decade.
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Is it only 5? Huh.
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01-11-2019, 05:28 PM
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#6106
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Originally Posted by DownhillGoat
Is it only 5? Huh.
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I was being generous.
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01-11-2019, 05:45 PM
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#6107
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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What the hell is this picture?
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Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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01-11-2019, 05:46 PM
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#6108
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First round-bust
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: speculating about AHL players
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It's his Tinder profile pic. The Oilers organization is trying to find him a suitable mate.
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01-11-2019, 05:48 PM
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#6109
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Pent-up
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Plutanamo Bay.
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Originally Posted by TheScorpion
It's his Tinder profile pic. The Oilers organization is trying to find him a suitable mate.
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I hear everyone in the Katz family swiped right.
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01-11-2019, 05:49 PM
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#6110
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Right behind you.
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He looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!
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01-11-2019, 05:49 PM
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#6111
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
What the hell is this picture?
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Edmonton has seeped right into the very being of McDavid. Mullet and hobbit neck-beard.
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01-11-2019, 05:52 PM
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#6112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Bay Area
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
What the hell is this picture?
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Not even McHomelessHair's barber can shave the Oilers.
No one can shave the Oilers.
No one.
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01-11-2019, 05:59 PM
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#6113
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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McDavid so depressed, can barely get out of bed in the morning, now foregoing basic grooming. #intervention
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01-11-2019, 06:04 PM
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#6114
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Obviously, his plan is to become indistinguishable from Ryan Smyth. Then, one day, he'll switch places with Smyth and they'll both get their ultimate wish. Smyth will get to be the captain of the Oilers for life and McDavid won't have to play for the Oilers anymore.
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01-11-2019, 06:05 PM
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#6115
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Edmonton is No Good VI: Chia•den•freu•de
Is the neck-beard a passive realisation on his part that he will never again see a playoff game? Maybe he has given up shaving as a means of clutching onto those distant memories of that one Spring so long ago when he played hockey games in May.
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01-11-2019, 09:10 PM
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#6116
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Textcritic
Maybe he has given up shaving
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Life. He’s just given up on life.
He now wanders down to the “river valley” in sweatpants and good shoes, reminiscing about his younger days.
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01-11-2019, 09:12 PM
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#6117
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Textcritic
Is the neck-beard a passive realisation on his part that he will never again see a playoff game? Maybe he has given up shaving as a means of clutching onto those distant memories of that one Spring so long ago when he played hockey games in May.
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It makes him look more punchable than he already is. What a doooosh
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01-11-2019, 10:33 PM
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#6118
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary - Transplanted Manitoban
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
What the hell is this picture?
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Dye it black, become McEmo.
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01-11-2019, 10:35 PM
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#6119
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
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It's his Jumanji cosplay
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01-11-2019, 10:39 PM
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#6120
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaudfather
He looks like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!
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Nah, Shaggy is much much better look.
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