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Old 07-04-2020, 07:38 PM   #61
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Space gas makes heavy vehicles sentient and murderous, people die.
... wait ... Maximum Overdrive is your FAVORITE movie?!?!?!?
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I defy anyone to try this exercise with Blues Brothers. Go ahead. You cannot make it boring.
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Old 07-04-2020, 09:09 PM   #63
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Old 07-04-2020, 09:13 PM   #64
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Jake is paroled from the prison at Joliet, Ill. Elwood picks him up. They visit the orphanage in Calumet City where they were raised and learn that it may be closed for nonpayment of back taxes. They are moved to do a good deed for alma mater and attempt to reassemble the members of their old blues band, dispersed since Jake was sent to the cooler, in order to book some gigs and raise the sum ($5,000) necessary to keep the orphanage going.

That's it.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archi...-4a2e1d84ec22/
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Old 07-04-2020, 09:24 PM   #66
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Old 07-04-2020, 09:38 PM   #67
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Old 07-04-2020, 09:58 PM   #69
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A young woman’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
That sounds interesting, interesting, very interesting, then suddenly I lost interest.
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That sounds interesting, interesting, very interesting, then suddenly I lost interest.
Sorry couldn’t help it. :bag
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That actually sounds exciting! I’d go with man comes home from business trip with a new suit.
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Nothing sounds more boring than that. /end thread.
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