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Old 04-28-2024, 09:47 AM   #1
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There's a fascinating new tiktok trend going around where women answer the question, Would you rather be trapped in the woods with a bear or a man?

It's a fascinating and also incredibly sad view in to the world we live in now, where men are more dangerous to women in their eyes than a wild animal. In fact just me saying that I'm sure I'll be cast down by some here.
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Old 04-28-2024, 09:49 AM   #2
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Sliver to the bear thread. Paging Sliver.
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Damn that is fascinating. I pick a bear.
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Bear. People suck.
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Half man, half bear, half pig.
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Is the man a bear?
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Old 04-28-2024, 10:09 AM   #8
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If the question was bear or human, I may pick a female as I feel we could work together and I could trust her maybe more than a bear.
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Can it be a bear man? A gregariously sexy hairy bear man?
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Can the bear cook?
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Old 04-28-2024, 10:39 AM   #11
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What about ManBearPig
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Old 04-28-2024, 10:53 AM   #12
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What about Bear Grylls?

Only real danger there is having to drink your own pee.
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Old 04-28-2024, 10:59 AM   #13
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Will the bear have any beers, or it has to go to town to steal some once in a while?
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Bear. People suck.
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Old 04-28-2024, 11:03 AM   #16
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Is the bear a man or a woman?
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I regret googling this. Sounds like a trend for people who are mentally ill and terminally online.
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Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Bears tho...



Seems like it'd be fun.

As a thought exercise though, this is pretty depressing.
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They're also thieving bastards! Always stealing pic-a-nic baskets and candy!!

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