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Old 07-24-2009, 04:37 PM   #81
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:15 PM   #82
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:21 PM   #84
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Can I be minister of health and public safety?
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:27 PM   #85
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I believe, given my occupation, I may be an excellent choice for Minister of Enforcing Unimportant, Unreasonable, and Unintelligible Rules and Regulations.
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Old 07-24-2009, 07:52 PM   #86
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I'm willing to help way the east coast vote for you. In return I would like to represent my people in the following two portfolios: the Ministry of Beer, and of course Ministry of Handouts

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Old 07-24-2009, 08:04 PM   #87
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I would like to throw my hat into the ring for Minister Of Toiletries.
I already have Cheryl Crow in mind as my assistant.
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You called?!?! I am honestly really drunk right now. I'm on vacation and have been drinking since 11:00am (just over 12 hours now).

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There is the 2001-2003 guys, a lot of them are gone now but those who are still around I can identify individually and they are great posters for the most part.
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:10 PM   #89
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Last years hottie draft was a far better use of time to kill the summer. This thread? Well... not so much.
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:20 PM   #90
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Last years hottie draft was a far better use of time to kill the summer. This thread? Well... not so much.
You should make an "Ugliest Chikks of the Year" thread this year, that'll spice things up. heh It has potential
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:30 PM   #91
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You should make an "Ugliest Chikks of the Year" thread this year, that'll spice things up. heh It has potential
Too easy of a draft. I'd just look up people from edmonton on facebook.
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:33 PM   #92
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Too easy of a draft. I'd just look up people from edmonton on facebook.
Ahhh yes. Their deep "talent pool" of epic proportions would make this contest a crawling mess of edmontonians....male and female. We don't want that, do we?
I gotta think things through next time.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:00 PM   #93
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Too easy of a draft. I'd just look up people from edmonton on facebook.
Are you a hot red head or just like hot red heads?
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:04 PM   #94
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:16 PM   #95
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I would like to throw my hat into the ring for Minister Of Toiletries.
I already have Cheryl Crow in mind as my assistant.
Unfortunately, with your June 09 join date you are not eligible for any position with the current regime. Thank you for bringing yourself to "our" attention. Your file has been flagged, and an independent report is being constructed detailing your history. This is all we can share at this time.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:22 PM   #96
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Unfortunately, with your June 09 join date you are not eligible for any position with the current regime. Thank you for bringing yourself to "our" attention. Your file has been flagged, and an independent report is being constructed detailing your history. This is all we can share at this time.
John Ashcroft, is that you?
Really now, i guess i can flush my hopes and dreams of being minister of toiletries down the crapper.
If i hear the tidy bowl man is appointed, there's gonna be an investigation.
I will file a complaint to...somebody.
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What are your party's thoughts/policies on Women and Children's Rights?
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:27 PM   #98
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Are you a hot red head or just like hot red heads?
What happens if I say I'm a hot read head?
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:32 PM   #99
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What happens if I say I'm a hot read head?
Like all women here, you'd be hit on unmercifully and every thread you posted in would turn into an irrelevant flirt-fest.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:34 PM   #100
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Like all women here, you'd be hit on unmercifully and every thread you posted in would turn into an irrelevant flirt-fest.
Yes, I am the person in my avatar.

Sorry, that would be too creepy... don't need men hitting on me as I am one too.

How about I become the Minister of Hot Red Heads?
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