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Old 08-18-2017, 06:40 AM   #61
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What does it mean?
She'll be cheating on her husband?
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Old 08-18-2017, 06:40 AM   #62
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"Must be nice".

I instantly lose respect for anyone who says this.

And closing a phone call or e-mail with "Cheers" when I know for a fact that you are a born Canadian and not English or Australian.
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Old 08-18-2017, 06:41 AM   #63
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She'll be cheating on her husband?
I was thinking orgy.
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Old 08-18-2017, 06:49 AM   #64
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The over use of the word "hack" annoys me too. At first it started out with people using it incorrectly, like "My Facebook got hacked!" When it didn't, someone just found out your super easy password. But lately using the word hack in place of "tips and tricks" really bugs me. "Lifehacks" aren't hacks, they're tips. Last night one really ticked me off. I had a box of Kraft dinner in my cupboard I wanted to use up so I googled different ideas of things to add to it to jazz it up. The name of the first article that pops up? "Kraft Dinner Hacks" It's not a hack! We're not breaking in to the noodles security system. Adding cream cheese and salsa to pasta isn't breaching a network. It's just a recipe.
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:01 AM   #66
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The revival of "keep calm and carry on" was stupid when it became a millennial meme. It's utterly insipid now that we have people sticking garbage to their cars like "keep calm and quilt on."

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is just about the dumbest promotional slogan any city has ever done. Even "Edmonton (tm)" is better.

"It's <current year>" when used as a rebuttal for any argument.
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:04 AM   #67
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The over use of the word "hack" annoys me too. At first it started out with people using it incorrectly, like "My Facebook got hacked!" When it didn't, someone just found out your super easy password. But lately using the word hack in place of "tips and tricks" really bugs me. "Lifehacks" aren't hacks, they're tips. Last night one really ticked me off. I had a box of Kraft dinner in my cupboard I wanted to use up so I googled different ideas of things to add to it to jazz it up. The name of the first article that pops up? "Kraft Dinner Hacks" It's not a hack! We're not breaking in to the noodles security system. Adding cream cheese and salsa to pasta isn't breaching a network. It's just a recipe.
Hacking usually means using various parts to make something work. Like hacking bits of code together in ways they were not intended to be used. Cracking is more what you're describing and clearly doesn't apply to food or quality of life situations. So, lifehack is a perfectly acceptable term when thought of in the context they are presented in; using disparate items or systems in unintended ways with the goal of improving or facilitating ones daily life.
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:14 AM   #68
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Hacking usually means using various parts to make something work. Like hacking bits of code together in ways they were not intended to be used. Cracking is more what you're describing and clearly doesn't apply to food or quality of life situations. So, lifehack is a perfectly acceptable term when thought of in the context they are presented in; using disparate items or systems in unintended ways with the goal of improving or facilitating ones daily life.
While totally true, it's still a stupid use of the term. Hacking originally meant long hours wrestling code to achieve something powerful. Not adding chives to your KD.
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Six of one, half dozen of another. Whenever I hear that it is usually a customer and I know it is going to be a long tedious 20-30 minute process to find them a basic item that most people would be able to pick out in a minute or two.
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:19 AM   #70
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And if in smalltalk someone asks how your weekend was don't you dare say "too short". Hilarious. We get it. Weekends are shorter than weeks and you'd like them to be longer. Thanks for pointing that out.
Speaking of always hilarious smalltalky jokes, "Oh, you got me lunch" whenever I come back to the office with takeout. Like, wow. So original!
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Previously mentioned, but "adulting" is cringe worthy, most often said in the context "I'm done adulting for the day." Usage just proves you haven't reached adult maturity levels.

Also, the widespread usage of whilst now. You get a pass if you're from the UK, but the amount of North American people using it drives me nuts, especially since 99 times out of 100, they'll only use it in written form. You never hear anyone say it. Generally see it most on Reddit, but seems like since a pretentious word. "Ooo, I'll use it because I'll sound smarter!". No you don't dumbass.
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I use "whilst" whilst being facetious in spoken conversation. Hah!

Additionally, I'm often facetious.
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"Hey, how goes it?"

Maybe its because I also hated the guy that was saying it every time I saw him, but I can't stand that one.
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:08 AM   #75
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:11 AM   #76
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I don't get why people don't like the use of "cheers" in emails. I write it and say it constantly. What I hate is "Regards" what am I 100 years old? Even worse is when there is an add on to regards I've seen "deepest regards", "kind regards" and the worst "warmest regards". And for some reason I've always disliked "double edged sword"
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:17 AM   #77
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"I can't even"

Had some tween tell us "Your dog is so cute, I can't even." What! Can't even what!

Also previously mentioned, but deserves repeating. "Keep calm and...". So stupid.
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:25 AM   #78
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Right hand and left hand bother the heck out of me by adding the unnecessary hand part.

"There's a stall in the right hand lane" is exactly the same as a stall in the right lane.
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:45 AM   #79
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Right hand and left hand bother the heck out of me by adding the unnecessary hand part.

"There's a stall in the right hand lane" is exactly the same as a stall in the right lane.

That ones for the morons out there who go crashing into stalled vehicles because they're not sure if the radio meant their right or the radio guys right.
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:46 AM   #80
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I dislike how like some people today, like use like in every sentence. Like I was at the Mall yesterday, and like Tiffany ran into her ex at the Food Court, and he was like "hey baby" and she was like "OMG, get away", and I was like so embarrassed, so we like went to Moxies instead.

But, this linguist thinks "like" is ok:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/britis...uist-1.3992564
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