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Old 04-19-2017, 09:38 AM   #5521
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Boy, not to be outdone by the Flames, Oilers put up a stinker for the ages. I turned it off after three and regret nothing.
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:46 AM   #5522
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This has to be the best post in the history of these threads.
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:47 AM   #5523
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Yeah, for some reason though, after reading it I have this compulsion to go sell flowers at the airport.
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:11 AM   #5524
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ThisIsAnOutrage is the Sidney Crosby of writing.
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:16 AM   #5525
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Amazing job ThisIsAnOutrage.
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Old 04-19-2017, 01:31 PM   #5526
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I've been walking into Oiler fans offices today and putting my arms up and saying TOUCHDOWN. Then walking away. Its been fun.
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Old 04-19-2017, 01:57 PM   #5527
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I've been walking into Oiler fans offices today and putting my arms up and saying TOUCHDOWN. Then walking away. Its been fun.
Love this!

After watching us find ways to lose it actually felt really good to watch Edmonton on the wrong end of a lop sided score. Just needed some affirmation that E still = NG.
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Old 04-19-2017, 02:18 PM   #5528
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McDavid sends powerful message about Sport, Life as Sharks draw even in Series, 2-2

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I have never written anything this eloquent in my life.
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:37 PM   #5530
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CrazyBaconLegs vs thisisanoutrage would be PPV material.
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:43 PM   #5531
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:08 PM   #5532
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:13 PM   #5533
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What makes that extra awesome is the header "Spill/Tanker"
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:29 PM   #5534
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Apparently, the stink is piss.

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http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/sh....php?t=2219761

loooooooooooool
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:00 AM   #5537
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Very The Onion-y. Good job!
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:05 AM   #5538
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:39 PM   #5539
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Ick. Why is it red?

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Old 04-20-2017, 02:41 PM   #5540
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